The sex feature

Jan 19, 4:21 am
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Great ideas, but I don't think that fucking everything and masturbating would suit this game's style. (but I may be wrong)

-Maybe sex should permanently boost wisdom for a little bit, like science talking.

-Player should not just receive crotch damage, NPC's should kick him in his croctch

-Fucking everything is a stretch, I don't think that it should be that way. Mistresses, slaves, prostitutes and maybe Female Servants (after liberation of New Attnam) are fine.

-No sex if player received a crotch scar

-Chastity belts can be used for something

P.S English is not my first language too, don't worry
Jan 19, 9:33 am
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badbeaver wrote
Great ideas, but I don't think that fucking everything and masturbating would suit this game's style. (but I may be wrong)

Yeaahhh... i think i got to carried away while writting this post, sorry for that.

badbeaver wrote
-Maybe sex should permanently boost wisdom for a little bit, like science talking.
I was thinking that a charisma may fit a little bit better as boost


badbeaver wrote
-Player should not just receive crotch damage, NPC's should kick him in his croctch
That's what i meant, but yeah, you got that idea right

badbeaver wrote
-Fucking everything is a stretch, I don't think that it should be that way. Mistresses, slaves, prostitutes and maybe Female Servants (after liberation of New Attnam) are fine.

Is probably better that way. But still, special interactions like trying to your "banana" in a beartrap should stay just for the sake of comedy.


One last thing i would like to add is that one the reasons i started playing IVAN was beacause of his focus on comedy, hell i remenber the first i played the game i lost both legs and later i got killed by a hedgehog.
Even if this feature is not added(and most probably will not) i just want to encourage the development of similar features that would add up to the comedy side of the game and/or keep making the game more ridiculous.
Jan 19, 10:02 am
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banana-a-lot wrote
I was thinking that a charisma may fit a little bit better as boost

Yeah, this is better. I just remembered a old rpg "Risen" where having sex gave one experience, and experience is kind of attached to wisdom.

banana-a-lot wrote
Is probably better that way. But still, special interactions like trying to your "banana" in a beartrap should stay just for the sake of comedy.

I really like that bear trap idea.
Jan 19, 12:25 pm
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Personally, I feel that if sex were implemented, it ought to be through something more akin to a romance subplot. Which could be very short for i.e. a whip mistress.
Jan 19, 12:37 pm
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Uhhhhhh... just... no
Jan 20, 2:15 am
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Is it just me or has the original post disappeared?
Jan 20, 3:43 am
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chaostrom wrote
Is it just me or has the original post disappeared?

Yeah, it's gone... or was it ever there?!?!?!
Jan 20, 4:01 am
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Original post probably breached the rules
Jan 20, 10:48 am
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I didn’t delete it, I think OP deleted his own post

Anyways I don’t want to discourage new members with ideas, but the gist of it was: you could stick your into any other person, animal, object, literally wherever you wanted, with or without their permission. To be fair there were negative consequences for most of the actions but still. No.

From what I remember about brief discussions / what I would imagine such a feature would be simply going into a room with a willing partner, lights go out, then out pops a baby
Jan 20, 1:35 pm
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capristo wrote
From what I remember about brief discussions / what I would imagine such a feature would be simply going into a room with a willing partner, lights go out, then out pops a baby

Heh, a feature complete with proper consent mechanics would be most educative.

Don't mutant bunnies already have some sophisticated procreation system?
Jan 20, 10:57 pm
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capristo wrote
into any other person, animal, object, literally wherever

The OP? Yeah, I'm not into vore myself.
Jan 21, 5:28 am
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chaostrom wrote
The OP? Yeah, I'm not into vore myself.

Same, don't really see a place for this feature in IVAN.
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