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Posted by banana-a-lot, Jan 22, 2018 at 11:17 am
Maybe with a ring or wand of polymorph you could transform into something powerful, but those are hard to find on early levels
Posted by banana-a-lot, Jan 21, 2018 at 9:22 pm
the other day i tried to use a banana as a weapon and i discover that bananas actually count as blunt weapons. Sadly, even tho the banana was pretty decent at taking out small enemies i couldn't defeat the first boss.....AND WELL, that gave an idea, in IVAN you can still do damage even if you aren't using any weapons sooooo, i wonder, how far can you get in the game without any real weapons.
I tried a couple of times using the rule of "no weapons"(wands and other items were allowed) and i couldn't get pass the first boss. My best attemp was with a wand of acid rain, it was affective against the boss but the other carnivours plants survived somehow and....i got killed by then

So, as the title says, is possible to play the game that way using the right strategy?
Posted by banana-a-lot, Jan 19, 2018 at 5:05 pm
damn, your version is better
Posted by banana-a-lot, Jan 19, 2018 at 9:33 am
badbeaver wrote
Great ideas, but I don't think that fucking everything and masturbating would suit this game's style. (but I may be wrong)

Yeaahhh... i think i got to carried away while writting this post, sorry for that.

badbeaver wrote
-Maybe sex should permanently boost wisdom for a little bit, like science talking.
I was thinking that a charisma may fit a little bit better as boost


badbeaver wrote
-Player should not just receive crotch damage, NPC's should kick him in his croctch
That's what i meant, but yeah, you got that idea right

badbeaver wrote
-Fucking everything is a stretch, I don't think that it should be that way. Mistresses, slaves, prostitutes and maybe Female Servants (after liberation of New Attnam) are fine.

Is probably better that way. But still, special interactions like trying to your "banana" in a beartrap should stay just for the sake of comedy.


One last thing i would like to add is that one the reasons i started playing IVAN was beacause of his focus on comedy, hell i remenber the first i played the game i lost both legs and later i got killed by a hedgehog.
Even if this feature is not added(and most probably will not) i just want to encourage the development of similar features that would add up to the comedy side of the game and/or keep making the game more ridiculous.
Posted by banana-a-lot, Jan 18, 2018 at 10:00 pm
I made Richel Decos, i see him as a fat dislikable asshole(no offense to any chubby dude)
This drawing was a little bit rush, but i hope is up to your standards
Posted by banana-a-lot, Jan 17, 2018 at 11:14 am
I Actually have a couple IVAN drawings saved on my computer, but i'm not sure where to post fanart.
Like, is the General IVAN discussion the right place???
In a related topic, i have a lot of free time these days, if any of you want me draw somenthig just tell me.
Posted by banana-a-lot, Jan 16, 2018 at 2:29 pm
HEY, thanks a lot for the fast anwser!!!
And thank you badbeaver for apreciating my art skills hehe
Posted by banana-a-lot, Jan 16, 2018 at 1:25 pm
Since i'm extremly curious and confused at the same time i will ask a couple of questions:

-IVAN is still in development....right?

-Is there any way to check the progress while the next update comes?

-who is working on the game?

sorry if i come as rude or anoying, have this shitty drawing i made as an apology
Posted by banana-a-lot, Jan 13, 2018 at 10:16 am
This looks fun, i will take a look.
i'm downloading this, i need it for my obscure games collection.