The sex feature

Jan 19, 2018, 4:21 am

#1

wolf

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Great ideas, but I don't think that fucking everything and masturbating would suit this game's style. (but I may be wrong)

-Maybe sex should permanently boost wisdom for a little bit, like science talking.

-Player should not just receive crotch damage, NPC's should kick him in his croctch

-Fucking everything is a stretch, I don't think that it should be that way. Mistresses, slaves, prostitutes and maybe Female Servants (after liberation of New Attnam) are fine.

-No sex if player received a crotch scar

-Chastity belts can be used for something

P.S English is not my first language too, don't worry

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Jan 19, 2018, 9:33 am

#2

zombie

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badbeaver wrote

Great ideas, but I don't think that fucking everything and masturbating would suit this game's style. (but I may be wrong)

Yeaahhh... i think i got to carried away while writting this post, sorry for that.

badbeaver wrote

-Maybe sex should permanently boost wisdom for a little bit, like science talking.

I was thinking that a charisma may fit a little bit better as boost

badbeaver wrote

-Player should not just receive crotch damage, NPC's should kick him in his croctch

That's what i meant, but yeah, you got that idea right

badbeaver wrote

-Fucking everything is a stretch, I don't think that it should be that way. Mistresses, slaves, prostitutes and maybe Female Servants (after liberation of New Attnam) are fine.

Is probably better that way. But still, special interactions like trying to your "banana" in a beartrap should stay just for the sake of comedy.

One last thing i would like to add is that one the reasons i started playing IVAN was beacause of his focus on comedy, hell i remenber the first i played the game i lost both legs and later i got killed by a hedgehog.
Even if this feature is not added(and most probably will not) i just want to encourage the development of similar features that would add up to the comedy side of the game and/or keep making the game more ridiculous.

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Jan 19, 2018, 10:02 am

#3

wolf

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banana-a-lot wrote

I was thinking that a charisma may fit a little bit better as boost

Yeah, this is better. I just remembered a old rpg "Risen" where having sex gave one experience, and experience is kind of attached to wisdom.

banana-a-lot wrote

Is probably better that way. But still, special interactions like trying to your "banana" in a beartrap should stay just for the sake of comedy.

I really like that bear trap idea.

Jan 19, 2018, 12:25 pm

#4

Ex-Tyrant of the IVANers

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Personally, I feel that if sex were implemented, it ought to be through something more akin to a romance subplot. Which could be very short for i.e. a whip mistress.

"Put more stuff in the... thing where... more stuff goes in."

Jan 19, 2018, 12:37 pm

#5

The Imperialist

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Uhhhhhh... just... no

Jan 20, 2018, 2:15 am

#6

Mage Prophet

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Is it just me or has the original post disappeared?

Uchuudonge wrote

creating stable chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos

Jan 20, 2018, 3:43 am

#7

archangel

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chaostrom wrote

Is it just me or has the original post disappeared?

Yeah, it's gone... or was it ever there?!?!?!

The Library of Attnam

Jan 20, 2018, 4:01 am

#8

archangel

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Original post probably breached the rules

Batman? wrote

its been so long since i had gotten that far i didnt think it through. arrrr!!!!!!

Jan 20, 2018, 10:48 am

#9

The Imperialist

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I didn’t delete it, I think OP deleted his own post

Anyways I don’t want to discourage new members with ideas, but the gist of it was: you could stick your

into any other person, animal, object, literally wherever you wanted, with or without their permission. To be fair there were negative consequences for most of the actions but still. No.

From what I remember about brief discussions / what I would imagine such a feature would be simply going into a room with a willing partner, lights go out, then out pops a baby

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Jan 20, 2018, 1:35 pm

#10

archangel

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capristo wrote

From what I remember about brief discussions / what I would imagine such a feature would be simply going into a room with a willing partner, lights go out, then out pops a baby

Heh, a feature complete with proper consent mechanics would be most educative.

Don't mutant bunnies already have some sophisticated procreation system?

Batman? wrote

its been so long since i had gotten that far i didnt think it through. arrrr!!!!!!

Jan 20, 2018, 10:57 pm

#11

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capristo wrote

into any other person, animal, object, literally wherever

The OP? Yeah, I'm not into vore myself.

Uchuudonge wrote

creating stable chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos

Jan 21, 2018, 5:28 am

#12

wolf

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chaostrom wrote

The OP? Yeah, I'm not into vore myself.

Same, don't really see a place for this feature in IVAN.