creating stable chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos
Merka got cleaned out
Jan 2, 2019, 2:27 pm
Ex-Tyrant of the IVANers
Joined: Dec 8, 2007
Occupation: Junior Scientist
Location: Not California
Interests: Physics and Astronomy, Exoplanets, Singing praise to Valpurus while smashing skulls with a bloody warhammer, Jogging
Posts: 2,920
Occupation: Junior Scientist
Location: Not California
Interests: Physics and Astronomy, Exoplanets, Singing praise to Valpurus while smashing skulls with a bloody warhammer, Jogging
Posts: 2,920
Wandered into Merka's shop, started poking around, and noticed an active landmine on the floor. So, stepping carefully around it, I made my purchases and left.
A bit later, I heard an explosion and an item appeared next to me.
I went back to Merka's shop... it was empty except for Merka and his guards.
I can only assume a critter stepped on the mine, and the explosion broke a wand of teleport and teleported his entire stock around the level.
Good fella that I am, I've decided to go gather up his items and return them. I'm sure he'll pay me handsomely.
EDIT: Nevermind, I got killed in a very stupid way: Chucking axes at a golem, managed to hit the (formerly friendly) angel behind it which I didn't see. Angel proceeded to murder the fuck out of me.
A bit later, I heard an explosion and an item appeared next to me.
I went back to Merka's shop... it was empty except for Merka and his guards.
I can only assume a critter stepped on the mine, and the explosion broke a wand of teleport and teleported his entire stock around the level.
Good fella that I am, I've decided to go gather up his items and return them. I'm sure he'll pay me handsomely.
EDIT: Nevermind, I got killed in a very stupid way: Chucking axes at a golem, managed to hit the (formerly friendly) angel behind it which I didn't see. Angel proceeded to murder the fuck out of me.
"Put more stuff in the... thing where... more stuff goes in."
Jan 2, 2019, 6:14 pm
kobold lord
Joined: May 22, 2008
Location: Worldmap
Posts: 145
Location: Worldmap
Posts: 145
Haha, beautiful!
Recently, a mustard gas mine spawned in Merka's shop in one of my games. When I got there one of the guards was already dead and I wondered why, until I stepped on the trap. Stupidly enough, I stepped on the same mine a couple more times because I kept forgetting it was there.
Recently, a mustard gas mine spawned in Merka's shop in one of my games. When I got there one of the guards was already dead and I wondered why, until I stepped on the trap. Stupidly enough, I stepped on the same mine a couple more times because I kept forgetting it was there.
Jan 3, 2019, 2:17 am
wolf
Joined: Dec 14, 2017
Occupation: Student
Location: Finland
Posts: 230
Occupation: Student
Location: Finland
Posts: 230
Wow, that is very nice, but mines probably shouldn't spawn in shops
Jan 3, 2019, 11:40 am
The Imperialist
Joined: Dec 2, 2007
Location: New Attnam
Interests: bananas
Posts: 2,309
Location: New Attnam
Interests: bananas
Posts: 2,309
I’ve seen plenty of bear traps in shops
That’s a funny story though. What if the creature that triggered the mine had survived? I wonder if Merka and his guards would’ve viewed it as an attack
Also makes me wonder how shops react to hattifatteners
That’s a funny story though. What if the creature that triggered the mine had survived? I wonder if Merka and his guards would’ve viewed it as an attack
Also makes me wonder how shops react to hattifatteners
Jan 4, 2019, 2:00 am
Mage Prophet
Joined: Dec 3, 2007
Occupation: Chaos Weaver
Location: Standing between all life and death
Posts: 2,898
Occupation: Chaos Weaver
Location: Standing between all life and death
Posts: 2,898
If I remember rightly hattifatteners don't trigger hostile responses. I've done some testing in the past, though that was years back.
Jan 4, 2019, 8:52 am
Caped Crusader
Joined: Dec 17, 2007
Occupation: Taking Names, Formerly Kicking Ass
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 992
Occupation: Taking Names, Formerly Kicking Ass
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 992
Has the Eddy-in-Attnam crash bug been corrected in the new version(s)?
Booooooooooo!
Jan 4, 2019, 7:36 pm
The Imperialist
Joined: Dec 2, 2007
Location: New Attnam
Interests: bananas
Posts: 2,309
Location: New Attnam
Interests: bananas
Posts: 2,309
I want to see a map that's spawned as a giant battlefield! 2 teams... one with 100 human fighters, maybe a couple mages, and one with 100 goblins and some large wolves. How awesome would it be to see those 2 sides fighting?
Jan 4, 2019, 11:37 pm
kobold lord
Joined: May 22, 2008
Location: Worldmap
Posts: 145
Location: Worldmap
Posts: 145
Pretty awesome I'd say. Although those numbers would probably eat a whole processor, right?
Jan 5, 2019, 12:35 am
archangel
Joined: Apr 2, 2014
Occupation: Navastating
Location: Aslona
Posts: 773
Occupation: Navastating
Location: Aslona
Posts: 773
That's exactly what I wanted to do as a part of my Aslona quest line.