Your most horrible death?

May 27, 2008, 10:52 am
#76
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Hmmmm.... Could be ut 1 skeleton with artifact wep. The next guy to get there was killed by the same skeleton.....
May 27, 2008, 1:31 pm
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chaostrom wrote
Ernomouse wrote
xD Fluffy scores the first prize of the week!

... Wrong thread

Ehh... Why? Oh... I just typed in a wrong name. Fluffy is just so awesome!
May 27, 2008, 1:41 pm
#78
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Blob? You play The Blob too much.
May 27, 2008, 9:34 pm
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Where is blob anyway. I don't think he's been on here for a while
May 28, 2008, 12:29 am
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I think he moved on to further adventures... He hasn't posted here much.
May 28, 2008, 12:39 am
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Kyselina wrote
Blob? You play The Blob too much.

...

Insta-fail. Out. Now.

capristo wrote
Where is blob anyway. I don't think he's been on here for a while

No, he hasn't. He's busy I believe. Last I heard he spends what free time he has with friends and on MSN.
May 29, 2008, 4:41 am
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Just had a horrible death yesterday. I found leather armour, a steel sword, a scroll of something and a wand of mirroring right off the bat. 10 turns later, me and Kenny got tag-teamed by a hedgehog and a pair of kobolds with an iron mace and an iron dagger. Kenny died instantly, I died soon after.
May 29, 2008, 4:53 pm
#83
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For some reason, I found the following funny:



It turned out the actual cause of death was mustard gas, but there were quite a few more messages below that, and that's how the final three lines looked like. I only learned how I really died from the score list...
May 29, 2008, 8:52 pm
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Cerumen wrote
For some reason, I found the following funny:



It turned out the actual cause of death was mustard gas, but there were quite a few more messages below that, and that's how the final three lines looked like. I only learned how I really died from the score list...

Hahaha yes it's really nonsense if you only read that 3 last lines.

"Killed by a new leg given by Seges in..."
May 31, 2008, 8:46 am
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Today was probably my most frustrating and horrible death to date: Transformed into a werewolf while flying over the sea with a belt of levitation.

I presumed the priestess of Silva in New Attnam could cure lycanthropy. I won't find out now

(at least I managed to kill Merka in this game)
May 31, 2008, 10:05 am
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Haha! Win, you deserve 5 kiwis!
May 31, 2008, 10:30 pm
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yes she can for a mere 20 gold
Jun 1, 2008, 10:57 pm
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Cerumen wrote
Today was probably my most frustrating and horrible death to date: Transformed into a werewolf while flying over the sea with a belt of levitation.

I presumed the priestess of Silva in New Attnam could cure lycanthropy. I won't find out now

(at least I managed to kill Merka in this game)

That reminds me of the time I polymorphed into a skeleton while levitating to New Attnam...
Jun 7, 2008, 2:43 pm
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Had a character get warped to GC 4 through a pool form GC 1. On my way back up, I went up the stairs that should've brought me to GC 2, but instead I found myself standing in the octiron room on the golden portal that leads to Oree's lair. After staring flabbergasted at the screen for several seconds, I went through the portal and was disemboweled by mistress warladies with +6 whips before I got a turn.

Oh, and the turn-into-a-werewolf-while-over-water-with-a-belt-of-levitation thing has happed to me as well. -_-
Jun 18, 2008, 2:37 pm
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Just had one not so nice death. I was in GC2 or 3, fighting wolves. I managed to kill several of them, but then I panicked. I had managed to run from most of the wolves and dark frogs, and when necessary, I used a wand of teleportation. Then I was cornered to a room with dark frogs, and unable to attack anything. I got an idea of breaking the wand of teleportation. I thought I was safe, teleported in a big room. I walked around in the room for quite a while, all ok; until I saw the sign telling me I was in an experimental dwarven mine field. On that moment, I knew I was dead. I tried to find the door, and as I was walking by the walls, I stepped on a big mine. Damn land mines.
Jun 18, 2008, 2:45 pm
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Hello, the search command
Jun 18, 2008, 6:44 pm
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This funny post was caused by a death.

I ended up with one of my really old bones files getting loaded. Not a bad haul, but that's not where the funny comes from.

The ghost was from a character I'd named rickvoid. And I got this line:

Rickvoid touches you in the groin. You are not hurt.


Very, very creepy.
Jun 18, 2008, 6:53 pm
#93
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Oh, don't worry. There's also "awfully touches" message possible, so you didn't get the worst fate

Not a death, but I found it funny:

Jun 19, 2008, 5:52 am
#94
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I sure wouldn't want to die like this. I still wonder how I managed to get the following: I was panicked, I had no arms and one leg, and my lantern was broken, so I couldn't see.. Ow. Oh, and I was caught in spider web..



And on top of that, it was a spider that killed me...
Jun 19, 2008, 6:08 pm
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Yuzzi wrote
Just had one not so nice death. I was in GC2 or 3, fighting wolves. I managed to kill several of them, but then I panicked. I had managed to run from most of the wolves and dark frogs, and when necessary, I used a wand of teleportation. Then I was cornered to a room with dark frogs, and unable to attack anything. I got an idea of breaking the wand of teleportation. I thought I was safe, teleported in a big room. I walked around in the room for quite a while, all ok; until I saw the sign telling me I was in an experimental dwarven mine field. On that moment, I knew I was dead. I tried to find the door, and as I was walking by the walls, I stepped on a big mine. Damn land mines.
In that case I would try sitting in the same spot and resting for as long as possible. There are usually not any monsters that spawn in the dwarf room for a while. Then once you get your health back, walk very carefully. Usually searching (press 's') about 3 or 4 times per step will detect most traps
Jun 21, 2008, 3:10 pm
#96
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Thanks.

Again, an awful death. I was doing great, had a genie serving me, had a good weapon. I was on GC2. I found another even better weapon, a mace named Turox. I had never seen it before, and equipped it. The first enemy after that I encountered was a spider. I bashed it, and Turox decided to show its power to me. (spoilers) It exploded like a wand of fireballs. Not just that damaging me, it broke my wand of polymorph, turning me, from all possible monsters, into a GIANT MUSHROOM. What then? I wasn't able to do anything, and I kept vomiting from some reason. I vomited until I died. The end...
Jun 22, 2008, 3:51 am
#97
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You were poisoned XD
Jun 22, 2008, 6:42 am
#98
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I don't think I had poisoned status at that moment.
Jun 22, 2008, 7:54 am
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But you vomit because you are poisoned.
Jun 22, 2008, 2:25 pm
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Poisoned or not; Vomiting mushrooms?
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