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Your most horrible death?
May 27, 2008, 10:52 am
wolf
Joined: Apr 1, 2008
Posts: 200
Posts: 200
Hmmmm.... Could be ut 1 skeleton with artifact wep. The next guy to get there was killed by the same skeleton.....
May 27, 2008, 1:31 pm
Master mine stomper
Joined: Dec 16, 2007
Occupation: Shoveling. But metal.
Location: Blazing in the steppes
Interests: Absolutely fuck-all.
Posts: 2,050
Occupation: Shoveling. But metal.
Location: Blazing in the steppes
Interests: Absolutely fuck-all.
Posts: 2,050
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Ehh... Why? Oh... I just typed in a wrong name. Fluffy is just so awesome!
May 27, 2008, 9:34 pm
The Imperialist
Joined: Dec 2, 2007
Location: New Attnam
Interests: bananas
Posts: 2,309
Location: New Attnam
Interests: bananas
Posts: 2,309
Where is blob anyway. I don't think he's been on here for a while
May 28, 2008, 12:29 am
Master mine stomper
Joined: Dec 16, 2007
Occupation: Shoveling. But metal.
Location: Blazing in the steppes
Interests: Absolutely fuck-all.
Posts: 2,050
Occupation: Shoveling. But metal.
Location: Blazing in the steppes
Interests: Absolutely fuck-all.
Posts: 2,050
I think he moved on to further adventures... He hasn't posted here much.
May 28, 2008, 12:39 am
Mage Prophet
Joined: Dec 3, 2007
Occupation: Chaos Weaver
Location: Standing between all life and death
Posts: 2,898
Occupation: Chaos Weaver
Location: Standing between all life and death
Posts: 2,898
Blob? You play The Blob too much.
...
Insta-fail. Out. Now.
Where is blob anyway. I don't think he's been on here for a while
No, he hasn't. He's busy I believe. Last I heard he spends what free time he has with friends and on MSN.
creating stable chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos
May 29, 2008, 4:41 am
Mage Prophet
Joined: Dec 3, 2007
Occupation: Chaos Weaver
Location: Standing between all life and death
Posts: 2,898
Occupation: Chaos Weaver
Location: Standing between all life and death
Posts: 2,898
Just had a horrible death yesterday. I found leather armour, a steel sword, a scroll of something and a wand of mirroring right off the bat. 10 turns later, me and Kenny got tag-teamed by a hedgehog and a pair of kobolds with an iron mace and an iron dagger. Kenny died instantly, I died soon after.
creating stable chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos
May 29, 2008, 4:53 pm
wolf
Joined: Mar 21, 2008
Location: Your ears!
Posts: 209
Location: Your ears!
Posts: 209
For some reason, I found the following funny:
It turned out the actual cause of death was mustard gas, but there were quite a few more messages below that, and that's how the final three lines looked like. I only learned how I really died from the score list...
It turned out the actual cause of death was mustard gas, but there were quite a few more messages below that, and that's how the final three lines looked like. I only learned how I really died from the score list...
May 29, 2008, 8:52 pm
kobold lord
Joined: May 22, 2008
Location: Worldmap
Posts: 145
Location: Worldmap
Posts: 145
For some reason, I found the following funny:
It turned out the actual cause of death was mustard gas, but there were quite a few more messages below that, and that's how the final three lines looked like. I only learned how I really died from the score list...
It turned out the actual cause of death was mustard gas, but there were quite a few more messages below that, and that's how the final three lines looked like. I only learned how I really died from the score list...
Hahaha yes it's really nonsense if you only read that 3 last lines.
"Killed by a new leg given by Seges in..."
May 31, 2008, 8:46 am
wolf
Joined: Mar 21, 2008
Location: Your ears!
Posts: 209
Location: Your ears!
Posts: 209
Today was probably my most frustrating and horrible death to date: Transformed into a werewolf while flying over the sea with a belt of levitation.
I presumed the priestess of Silva in New Attnam could cure lycanthropy. I won't find out now
(at least I managed to kill Merka in this game)
I presumed the priestess of Silva in New Attnam could cure lycanthropy. I won't find out now
(at least I managed to kill Merka in this game)
May 31, 2008, 10:05 am
skeleton warrior
Joined: Jan 27, 2008
Location: Finland, preparing my kin to take over the forum.
Posts: 257
Location: Finland, preparing my kin to take over the forum.
Posts: 257
Haha! Win, you deserve 5 kiwis! 
Right, now you killed me. Happy?
May 31, 2008, 10:30 pm
angel
Joined: Dec 2, 2007
Occupation: Big Daddy
Location: Under a pile of my own offspring
Interests: Caves
Posts: 612
Occupation: Big Daddy
Location: Under a pile of my own offspring
Interests: Caves
Posts: 612
yes she can for a mere 20 gold
Jun 1, 2008, 10:57 pm
Mage Prophet
Joined: Dec 3, 2007
Occupation: Chaos Weaver
Location: Standing between all life and death
Posts: 2,898
Occupation: Chaos Weaver
Location: Standing between all life and death
Posts: 2,898
Today was probably my most frustrating and horrible death to date: Transformed into a werewolf while flying over the sea with a belt of levitation.
I presumed the priestess of Silva in New Attnam could cure lycanthropy. I won't find out now
(at least I managed to kill Merka in this game)
I presumed the priestess of Silva in New Attnam could cure lycanthropy. I won't find out now
(at least I managed to kill Merka in this game)
That reminds me of the time I polymorphed into a skeleton while levitating to New Attnam...
creating stable chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos
Jun 7, 2008, 2:43 pm
hedgehog
Joined: Jun 4, 2008
Posts: 8
Posts: 8
Had a character get warped to GC 4 through a pool form GC 1. On my way back up, I went up the stairs that should've brought me to GC 2, but instead I found myself standing in the octiron room on the golden portal that leads to Oree's lair. After staring flabbergasted at the screen for several seconds, I went through the portal and was disemboweled by mistress warladies with +6 whips before I got a turn.
Oh, and the turn-into-a-werewolf-while-over-water-with-a-belt-of-levitation thing has happed to me as well. -_-
Oh, and the turn-into-a-werewolf-while-over-water-with-a-belt-of-levitation thing has happed to me as well. -_-
Jun 18, 2008, 2:37 pm
mutant ass
Joined: Jun 18, 2008
Location: Winland
Posts: 60
Location: Winland
Posts: 60
Just had one not so nice death. I was in GC2 or 3, fighting wolves. I managed to kill several of them, but then I panicked. I had managed to run from most of the wolves and dark frogs, and when necessary, I used a wand of teleportation. Then I was cornered to a room with dark frogs, and unable to attack anything. I got an idea of breaking the wand of teleportation. I thought I was safe, teleported in a big room. I walked around in the room for quite a while, all ok; until I saw the sign telling me I was in an experimental dwarven mine field. On that moment, I knew I was dead. I tried to find the door, and as I was walking by the walls, I stepped on a big mine. Damn land mines.
Jun 18, 2008, 2:45 pm
wolf
Joined: Mar 21, 2008
Location: Your ears!
Posts: 209
Location: Your ears!
Posts: 209
Hello, the search command 
Jun 18, 2008, 6:44 pm
blink dog
Joined: Apr 24, 2008
Occupation: Puppet Master
Location: Playing with my puppets in the Roll to Dodge thread!
Posts: 190
Occupation: Puppet Master
Location: Playing with my puppets in the Roll to Dodge thread!
Posts: 190
This funny post was caused by a death.
I ended up with one of my really old bones files getting loaded. Not a bad haul, but that's not where the funny comes from.
The ghost was from a character I'd named rickvoid. And I got this line:
Rickvoid touches you in the groin. You are not hurt.
Very, very creepy.
I ended up with one of my really old bones files getting loaded. Not a bad haul, but that's not where the funny comes from.
The ghost was from a character I'd named rickvoid. And I got this line:
Rickvoid touches you in the groin. You are not hurt.
Very, very creepy.
Jun 18, 2008, 6:53 pm
wolf
Joined: Mar 21, 2008
Location: Your ears!
Posts: 209
Location: Your ears!
Posts: 209
Oh, don't worry. There's also "awfully touches" message possible, so you didn't get the worst fate
Not a death, but I found it funny:
Not a death, but I found it funny:
Jun 19, 2008, 5:52 am
mutant ass
Joined: Jun 18, 2008
Location: Winland
Posts: 60
Location: Winland
Posts: 60
I sure wouldn't want to die like this. I still wonder how I managed to get the following: I was panicked, I had no arms and one leg, and my lantern was broken, so I couldn't see.. Ow. Oh, and I was caught in spider web..
And on top of that, it was a spider that killed me...
Oh, and I was caught in spider web..And on top of that, it was a spider that killed me...
Jun 19, 2008, 6:08 pm
The Imperialist
Joined: Dec 2, 2007
Location: New Attnam
Interests: bananas
Posts: 2,309
Location: New Attnam
Interests: bananas
Posts: 2,309
Just had one not so nice death. I was in GC2 or 3, fighting wolves. I managed to kill several of them, but then I panicked. I had managed to run from most of the wolves and dark frogs, and when necessary, I used a wand of teleportation. Then I was cornered to a room with dark frogs, and unable to attack anything. I got an idea of breaking the wand of teleportation. I thought I was safe, teleported in a big room. I walked around in the room for quite a while, all ok; until I saw the sign telling me I was in an experimental dwarven mine field. On that moment, I knew I was dead. I tried to find the door, and as I was walking by the walls, I stepped on a big mine. Damn land mines.
Jun 21, 2008, 3:10 pm
mutant ass
Joined: Jun 18, 2008
Location: Winland
Posts: 60
Location: Winland
Posts: 60
Thanks.
Again, an awful death. I was doing great, had a genie serving me, had a good weapon. I was on GC2. I found another even better weapon, a mace named Turox. I had never seen it before, and equipped it. The first enemy after that I encountered was a spider. I bashed it, and Turox decided to show its power to me. (spoilers) It exploded like a wand of fireballs. Not just that damaging me, it broke my wand of polymorph, turning me, from all possible monsters, into a GIANT MUSHROOM. What then? I wasn't able to do anything, and I kept vomiting from some reason. I vomited until I died. The end...
Again, an awful death. I was doing great, had a genie serving me, had a good weapon. I was on GC2. I found another even better weapon, a mace named Turox. I had never seen it before, and equipped it. The first enemy after that I encountered was a spider. I bashed it, and Turox decided to show its power to me. (spoilers) It exploded like a wand of fireballs. Not just that damaging me, it broke my wand of polymorph, turning me, from all possible monsters, into a GIANT MUSHROOM. What then? I wasn't able to do anything, and I kept vomiting from some reason. I vomited until I died. The end...
Jun 22, 2008, 6:42 am
mutant ass
Joined: Jun 18, 2008
Location: Winland
Posts: 60
Location: Winland
Posts: 60
I don't think I had poisoned status at that moment.
Jun 22, 2008, 7:54 am
wolf
Joined: Apr 1, 2008
Posts: 200
Posts: 200
But you vomit because you are poisoned.
Jun 22, 2008, 2:25 pm
Master mine stomper
Joined: Dec 16, 2007
Occupation: Shoveling. But metal.
Location: Blazing in the steppes
Interests: Absolutely fuck-all.
Posts: 2,050
Occupation: Shoveling. But metal.
Location: Blazing in the steppes
Interests: Absolutely fuck-all.
Posts: 2,050
Poisoned or not; Vomiting mushrooms?