Your most horrible death?

May 27, 2008, 10:52 am
#76
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Hmmmm.... Could be ut 1 skeleton with artifact wep. The next guy to get there was killed by the same skeleton.....
May 27, 2008, 1:31 pm
#77
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chaostrom wrote
Ernomouse wrote
xD Fluffy scores the first prize of the week!

... Wrong thread

Ehh... Why? Oh... I just typed in a wrong name. Fluffy is just so awesome!
May 27, 2008, 1:41 pm
#78
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Blob? You play The Blob too much.
May 27, 2008, 9:34 pm
#79
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Where is blob anyway. I don't think he's been on here for a while
May 28, 2008, 12:29 am
#80
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I think he moved on to further adventures... He hasn't posted here much.
May 28, 2008, 12:39 am
#81
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Kyselina wrote
Blob? You play The Blob too much.

...

Insta-fail. Out. Now.

capristo wrote
Where is blob anyway. I don't think he's been on here for a while

No, he hasn't. He's busy I believe. Last I heard he spends what free time he has with friends and on MSN.
Uchuudonge wrote
creating stable chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos
May 29, 2008, 4:41 am
#82
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Just had a horrible death yesterday. I found leather armour, a steel sword, a scroll of something and a wand of mirroring right off the bat. 10 turns later, me and Kenny got tag-teamed by a hedgehog and a pair of kobolds with an iron mace and an iron dagger. Kenny died instantly, I died soon after.
Uchuudonge wrote
creating stable chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos
May 29, 2008, 4:53 pm
#83
Joined: Mar 21, 2008
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For some reason, I found the following funny:



It turned out the actual cause of death was mustard gas, but there were quite a few more messages below that, and that's how the final three lines looked like. I only learned how I really died from the score list...
May 29, 2008, 8:52 pm
#84
Joined: May 22, 2008
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Cerumen wrote
For some reason, I found the following funny:



It turned out the actual cause of death was mustard gas, but there were quite a few more messages below that, and that's how the final three lines looked like. I only learned how I really died from the score list...

Hahaha yes it's really nonsense if you only read that 3 last lines.

"Killed by a new leg given by Seges in..."
May 31, 2008, 8:46 am
#85
Joined: Mar 21, 2008
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Today was probably my most frustrating and horrible death to date: Transformed into a werewolf while flying over the sea with a belt of levitation.

I presumed the priestess of Silva in New Attnam could cure lycanthropy. I won't find out now

(at least I managed to kill Merka in this game)
May 31, 2008, 10:05 am
#86
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Haha! Win, you deserve 5 kiwis!
Right, now you killed me. Happy?
May 31, 2008, 10:30 pm
#87
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yes she can for a mere 20 gold
Jun 1, 2008, 10:57 pm
#88
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Cerumen wrote
Today was probably my most frustrating and horrible death to date: Transformed into a werewolf while flying over the sea with a belt of levitation.

I presumed the priestess of Silva in New Attnam could cure lycanthropy. I won't find out now

(at least I managed to kill Merka in this game)

That reminds me of the time I polymorphed into a skeleton while levitating to New Attnam...
Uchuudonge wrote
creating stable chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos
Jun 7, 2008, 2:43 pm
#89
Joined: Jun 4, 2008
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Had a character get warped to GC 4 through a pool form GC 1. On my way back up, I went up the stairs that should've brought me to GC 2, but instead I found myself standing in the octiron room on the golden portal that leads to Oree's lair. After staring flabbergasted at the screen for several seconds, I went through the portal and was disemboweled by mistress warladies with +6 whips before I got a turn.

Oh, and the turn-into-a-werewolf-while-over-water-with-a-belt-of-levitation thing has happed to me as well. -_-
Jun 18, 2008, 2:37 pm
#90
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Just had one not so nice death. I was in GC2 or 3, fighting wolves. I managed to kill several of them, but then I panicked. I had managed to run from most of the wolves and dark frogs, and when necessary, I used a wand of teleportation. Then I was cornered to a room with dark frogs, and unable to attack anything. I got an idea of breaking the wand of teleportation. I thought I was safe, teleported in a big room. I walked around in the room for quite a while, all ok; until I saw the sign telling me I was in an experimental dwarven mine field. On that moment, I knew I was dead. I tried to find the door, and as I was walking by the walls, I stepped on a big mine. Damn land mines.
Jun 18, 2008, 2:45 pm
#91
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Hello, the search command
Jun 18, 2008, 6:44 pm
#92
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This funny post was caused by a death.

I ended up with one of my really old bones files getting loaded. Not a bad haul, but that's not where the funny comes from.

The ghost was from a character I'd named rickvoid. And I got this line:

Rickvoid touches you in the groin. You are not hurt.


Very, very creepy.
Jun 18, 2008, 6:53 pm
#93
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Oh, don't worry. There's also "awfully touches" message possible, so you didn't get the worst fate

Not a death, but I found it funny:

Jun 19, 2008, 5:52 am
#94
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I sure wouldn't want to die like this. I still wonder how I managed to get the following: I was panicked, I had no arms and one leg, and my lantern was broken, so I couldn't see.. Ow. Oh, and I was caught in spider web..



And on top of that, it was a spider that killed me...
Jun 19, 2008, 6:08 pm
#95
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Yuzzi wrote
Just had one not so nice death. I was in GC2 or 3, fighting wolves. I managed to kill several of them, but then I panicked. I had managed to run from most of the wolves and dark frogs, and when necessary, I used a wand of teleportation. Then I was cornered to a room with dark frogs, and unable to attack anything. I got an idea of breaking the wand of teleportation. I thought I was safe, teleported in a big room. I walked around in the room for quite a while, all ok; until I saw the sign telling me I was in an experimental dwarven mine field. On that moment, I knew I was dead. I tried to find the door, and as I was walking by the walls, I stepped on a big mine. Damn land mines.
In that case I would try sitting in the same spot and resting for as long as possible. There are usually not any monsters that spawn in the dwarf room for a while. Then once you get your health back, walk very carefully. Usually searching (press 's') about 3 or 4 times per step will detect most traps
Jun 21, 2008, 3:10 pm
#96
Joined: Jun 18, 2008
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Thanks.

Again, an awful death. I was doing great, had a genie serving me, had a good weapon. I was on GC2. I found another even better weapon, a mace named Turox. I had never seen it before, and equipped it. The first enemy after that I encountered was a spider. I bashed it, and Turox decided to show its power to me. (spoilers) It exploded like a wand of fireballs. Not just that damaging me, it broke my wand of polymorph, turning me, from all possible monsters, into a GIANT MUSHROOM. What then? I wasn't able to do anything, and I kept vomiting from some reason. I vomited until I died. The end...
Jun 22, 2008, 3:51 am
#97
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You were poisoned XD
Jun 22, 2008, 6:42 am
#98
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I don't think I had poisoned status at that moment.
Jun 22, 2008, 7:54 am
#99
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But you vomit because you are poisoned.
Jun 22, 2008, 2:25 pm
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Poisoned or not; Vomiting mushrooms?
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