creating stable chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos
A Bug I Like
Jan 25, 2009, 4:43 pm
archangel
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"You slash the kobold in the head! Its head is severed off!"
"The kobold dies yelling like a tortured hyena!"
"The kobold dies yelling like a tortured hyena!"
Beware! 'tis EagleV, Hardcore Weaver of Baskets!
Jan 25, 2009, 7:33 pm
Ex-Tyrant of the IVANers
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I thought it said they die without a sound in that circumstance.
"Put more stuff in the... thing where... more stuff goes in."
Jan 25, 2009, 11:37 pm
archangel
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That's what it is supposed to say, but it does not.
Jan 26, 2009, 3:07 am
Mage Prophet
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Occupation: Chaos Weaver
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I dunno. It's better than silent shouting 
... Drat, this isn't what I wanted. Regardless, Scrshot.bmp is what you want.
http://attnam.gotdns.com/Chaostrom/
... Drat, this isn't what I wanted. Regardless, Scrshot.bmp is what you want.
http://attnam.gotdns.com/Chaostrom/
Jan 26, 2009, 4:57 am
archangel
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cool.
Beware! 'tis EagleV, Hardcore Weaver of Baskets!
Jan 26, 2009, 6:12 pm
Master of the profane arts of linguistic combat
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Actually they'd die with a hoarse, gurgling scream.
Jan 26, 2009, 7:03 pm
wolf
Joined: Mar 21, 2008
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Location: Your ears!
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Not a bug and not that funny, but it brought a smile to my face when I went to the priestess of Silva and a zombie and heard "Since you don't have your original head with you, I can summon one for 20 gold". 
The screenshots are funny. A tip for the future, though: Don't use .bmps
The screenshots are funny. A tip for the future, though: Don't use .bmps
Jan 28, 2009, 11:57 am
angel
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That is fuckin hilarious 
Zombie buying an new head. I've played alot of Ivan and I've only witnessed a few transactions but I guess they happen. I saw a farmer buy some stuff in the store in Attnam but I can't recall what. So did the zombie get a new head? Did the priestess attempt to cure his leprosy?
Zombie buying an new head. I've played alot of Ivan and I've only witnessed a few transactions but I guess they happen. I saw a farmer buy some stuff in the store in Attnam but I can't recall what. So did the zombie get a new head? Did the priestess attempt to cure his leprosy?
Jan 28, 2009, 4:56 pm
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I'm pretty sure Cerumen was the zombie. Also that's awesome.
"Put more stuff in the... thing where... more stuff goes in."
Jan 29, 2009, 1:26 am
wolf
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Err, yes, unfortunately, slob