I forgot about pilymorphing the chest. Make sure you have 24 other junk items so the charge isn't wasted though.

It would be nice to be able to quote more than one post at a time.

I have discovered plain chests are made of fir.

You are talking about ol' Urky. Can't tame named monsters, unfortunately. If you ommel fluids off orc leaders I recommend bear traps or lightning.

Beyond 10 there's no guarantee that an enchant scroll will work. I doubt you'll get 16. Save 'em for better equipment. Helmets, gloves and boots that give stats, cloaks of fire/lightning resistance, for instance, as they give you more than just AV.

Ah, didn't realise they all stemmed from the same cause. Don't apologise, you're the one working on it

The first time was amusing. This is the third time however, and it's always followed by the error BDR reports above. Behold the duplication!

EDIT: Make that 4 times now.

Good god...

I don't know whether to be happy or scared...

3 fountains in UT1.

EDIT: I've dared the fountains.

Fountain 1: a spirit; acquired belt of levitation
Fountain 2: Int +2, 5 shitty slimes. Helplessly stuck. Head dissolves. Game Over.

Dammit!

Kobold groins? As far as I'm aware the only severed groins you'd see are of zombies and mirrors.

Regardless of the cause, I still recommend downloading it again.

I'm not familiar with that one either. Try downloading IVAN again. Quite possibly you created it while messing with the code.

Haha, shrinking sentence. The Town Crier really knows how to handle his text