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The '''Holy banana of Oily Orpiv''' is a nice thing to have in hand. It is one of the unique items in IVAN. It has several uses:
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[[Image:Tourists.png]]<br>
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''Tourists - child, male and female''
  
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When eaten, it acts as all the ommel-extracts together (ommel cerumen, ommel tears, ommel sweat and ommel snot), thus boosting all the stats up by 1 point. It will also give you Overfed status for a very long time.
 
  
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When in a great peril, it can be zapped. What, why so surprised, everybody knows that a banana is zapable! It acts as a wand of fireballs but has only a few rounds.
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A family of tourists on their vacations in New Attnam, they will wander the village accompained by [[Kaethos]], the tourist guide. You can talk to them for some funny dialogues and if you challenge [[Huang Ming Pong]], they will come to see the fight.
  
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When carried around, it emits strong light, thus making a good light source. Well, you can probably find out a better way to use it, cant you?
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Also, you can get a reward for completing a side [[Quests|quest]] of bringing a [[pet]] [[spider]] to the child tourist.
  
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Explosives. Put it next to an active mine to attract monsters. When he steps on the mine, the banana goes off giving that little extra damage you needed to bring him down. But it's a waste to use it as a decoy.
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==Stats and Equipment==
  
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== History of the Holy banana ==
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{{Monster
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|name=Child Tourist
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|type=
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|astr=7
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|lstr=7
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|dex=15
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|agi=15
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|end=10
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|per=18
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|int=12
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|wis=5
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|cha=6
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|random=
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|size=130
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|hp=23
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|equipment=
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|able=[[Chatting]], [[Eating]], [[Kicking]], [[Reading]], [[Vomiting]]
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|state=
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}}
  
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Oily Orpiv was a former champion of [[Mellis]], the leader of a vast commercial empire. He traded in many goods, as any true follower of Mellis would, but his empire began the greater part of its rise when on a commercial expedition he discovered a small village that never developed technology because they never had to deal with the hardships of agriculture (and enraged overworked draft animals) because of a seeming miracle crop. Oily Orpiv had discovered the banana. Being a true follower of Mellis, he subjugated the people and turned them into a highly efficient banana plantation and a massive trade infrastructure to support shipping the bananas. Due to the novelty of the new food, he turned a quick profit that he soon used as capital for the rest of his business ventures.
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{{Monster
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|name=Male Tourist
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|type=
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|astr=10
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|lstr=15
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|dex=12
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|agi=8
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|end=10
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|per=15
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|int=10
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|wis=7
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|cha=8
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|random=
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|size=175
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|hp=42
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|equipment=
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|able=[[Chatting]], [[Eating]], [[Kicking]], [[Reading]], [[Vomiting]]
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|state=
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}}
  
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Because bananas were ultimately what resulted in his success, Oily Orpiv saved the third banana he ever saw (he ate the first and sold the second claiming it was the first) as a keepsake. He happened to be holding it when he became the champion of Mellis, and as a gift Mellis imbewed the banana with many powers.
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{{Monster
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|name=Female Tourist
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|type=
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|astr=10
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|lstr=15
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|dex=12
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|agi=8
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|end=10
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|per=15
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|int=10
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|wis=7
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|cha=8
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|random=
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|size=175
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|hp=42
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|equipment=
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|able=[[Chatting]], [[Eating]], [[Kicking]], [[Reading]], [[Vomiting]]
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|state=
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}}
  
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''- Written by squashmonster''
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== Dialogue ==
  
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[[Category:Items]]
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* '''male tourist:'''
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[[Category:Food]]
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''"Violence is barbaric. Couldn't we settle this little dispute of ours in a court of law?"''
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[[Category:Weapons]]
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[[Category:Artifacts]]
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''"Don't you barbarians really eat anything but fruits? I need some greasy sausages badly!"''
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''"We're from Bazaria, the great trader nation, where every coin has equal rights. Richel Decos was our fellow countryman before he bought this town from the Attnamese."''
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''"Back home I plan commercials acted during theatre play breaks."''
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''"It is good for my son to see how we would live if science and trade hadn't brought us the prosperity and welfare it has."''
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''"I couldn't believe my eyes when the travel agent showed me the extraordinary low prices of Decos Paradise Tours Inc. I believed they were a joke until he revealed the ingenious travel method: customers levitate over the ocean after consuming magical mushrooms! Needless to say, our holiday plans were immediately decided."''
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''"I presume you backward aborigines still boil people alive and eat them. Any chance of me seeing a young, gorgeous maiden facing this horrible destiny? Just for cultural education, you know."''
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* '''female tourist:'''
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''"Help! A horribly hideous cannibal aborigine wants to capture me, hit me in the head with his club, drag me into a smelly sinister cave and mate with me!"''
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''"I heard natives like you paint every inch of their body, dance complex ritual dances around a big bonfire and utter forbidden voodoo spells. When will you begin?"''
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''"Why are all the villagers so sweaty? Can't they try to wash themselves often enough at least when civilized people are around?"''
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''"I so love bananas! This is a heaven!"''
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''"My friend's brother's ex-wife's uncle's old schoolmate inherited some money, bought shares of Decos Bananas Co. and became a millionaire. I think of it as an example of how anyone can become rich and happy if he tries hard enough."''
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''"Richel Decos is such a wonderful person! I wish I was married to someone as well-off as him!"''
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* '''child tourist:'''
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''"A real native!!! Can I touch him, mommy? Can I? Can I?"''
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''"I wanna see you sacrifice someone to tree gods!!!"''
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''"Did you see that Pong person? He's fatter than daddy!!! I can't believe it!!!"''
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''"Mister, can you catch me a demon spider? I wanna bring one home as a pet!!!"''
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[[Category:Monsters]]

Latest revision as of 09:38, 8 March 2015

Tourists.png
Tourists - child, male and female


A family of tourists on their vacations in New Attnam, they will wander the village accompained by Kaethos, the tourist guide. You can talk to them for some funny dialogues and if you challenge Huang Ming Pong, they will come to see the fight.

Also, you can get a reward for completing a side quest of bringing a pet spider to the child tourist.

Stats and Equipment

Child Tourist
Stats Equipment
Arm Strength 7
Leg Strength 7
Dexterity 15
Agility 15
Endurance 10
Perception 18
Intelligence 12 Abilities
Wisdom 5 Chatting, Eating, Kicking, Reading, Vomiting
Charisma 6
Random Stats Permanent States
Size 130
HP 23


Male Tourist
Stats Equipment
Arm Strength 10
Leg Strength 15
Dexterity 12
Agility 8
Endurance 10
Perception 15
Intelligence 10 Abilities
Wisdom 7 Chatting, Eating, Kicking, Reading, Vomiting
Charisma 8
Random Stats Permanent States
Size 175
HP 42


Female Tourist
Stats Equipment
Arm Strength 10
Leg Strength 15
Dexterity 12
Agility 8
Endurance 10
Perception 15
Intelligence 10 Abilities
Wisdom 7 Chatting, Eating, Kicking, Reading, Vomiting
Charisma 8
Random Stats Permanent States
Size 175
HP 42


Dialogue

  • male tourist:

"Violence is barbaric. Couldn't we settle this little dispute of ours in a court of law?"

"Don't you barbarians really eat anything but fruits? I need some greasy sausages badly!"

"We're from Bazaria, the great trader nation, where every coin has equal rights. Richel Decos was our fellow countryman before he bought this town from the Attnamese."

"Back home I plan commercials acted during theatre play breaks."

"It is good for my son to see how we would live if science and trade hadn't brought us the prosperity and welfare it has."

"I couldn't believe my eyes when the travel agent showed me the extraordinary low prices of Decos Paradise Tours Inc. I believed they were a joke until he revealed the ingenious travel method: customers levitate over the ocean after consuming magical mushrooms! Needless to say, our holiday plans were immediately decided."

"I presume you backward aborigines still boil people alive and eat them. Any chance of me seeing a young, gorgeous maiden facing this horrible destiny? Just for cultural education, you know."


  • female tourist:

"Help! A horribly hideous cannibal aborigine wants to capture me, hit me in the head with his club, drag me into a smelly sinister cave and mate with me!"

"I heard natives like you paint every inch of their body, dance complex ritual dances around a big bonfire and utter forbidden voodoo spells. When will you begin?"

"Why are all the villagers so sweaty? Can't they try to wash themselves often enough at least when civilized people are around?"

"I so love bananas! This is a heaven!"

"My friend's brother's ex-wife's uncle's old schoolmate inherited some money, bought shares of Decos Bananas Co. and became a millionaire. I think of it as an example of how anyone can become rich and happy if he tries hard enough."

"Richel Decos is such a wonderful person! I wish I was married to someone as well-off as him!"


  • child tourist:

"A real native!!! Can I touch him, mommy? Can I? Can I?"

"I wanna see you sacrifice someone to tree gods!!!"

"Did you see that Pong person? He's fatter than daddy!!! I can't believe it!!!"

"Mister, can you catch me a demon spider? I wanna bring one home as a pet!!!"

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