creating stable chaos
making patterns where there should be none
sewing order into the chaos
you spit in the face of random numbers, of chaos
Fastest Victory EVER
Dec 21, 2009, 11:08 am
The Imperialist
Joined: Dec 2, 2007
Location: New Attnam
Interests: bananas
Posts: 2,309
Location: New Attnam
Interests: bananas
Posts: 2,309
Buahaha. So I used 4zb4's mustard gas trick with a twist. I was going to use the puppy but he died early on, so I just bought the slave from the shop.
Then I got him to stand right in front of Petrus and threw the mustard gas at him. The gas exploded, landing on Petrus's square as well. Apparently I was wrong earlier when I thought the gas doesn't affect Petrus. I just had to sit and wait for a while for him to die. Surprisingly, picking up his nut didn't constitute stealing, so nobody came after me (I didn't want to risk taking his other stuff). Also, throwing the grenade at the slave didn't make him angry, he was still loyal.
Anyways, I present to you a 1,652 turn, 1,476 point victory. It would even be possible to beat it more quickly, since I actually explored UT 1 and 2 (looking for mustard gas grenade), though I did just teleport Jenny out of the way in UT3.
Then I got him to stand right in front of Petrus and threw the mustard gas at him. The gas exploded, landing on Petrus's square as well. Apparently I was wrong earlier when I thought the gas doesn't affect Petrus. I just had to sit and wait for a while for him to die. Surprisingly, picking up his nut didn't constitute stealing, so nobody came after me (I didn't want to risk taking his other stuff). Also, throwing the grenade at the slave didn't make him angry, he was still loyal.
Anyways, I present to you a 1,652 turn, 1,476 point victory. It would even be possible to beat it more quickly, since I actually explored UT 1 and 2 (looking for mustard gas grenade), though I did just teleport Jenny out of the way in UT3.
Dec 21, 2009, 12:20 pm
angel
Joined: Jan 25, 2008
Occupation: Turns out I can't have a cool avatar, I'll just put crap in it.
Location: 48kg / 105 lbs
Interests: My name is Failbert
Posts: 697
Occupation: Turns out I can't have a cool avatar, I'll just put crap in it.
Location: 48kg / 105 lbs
Interests: My name is Failbert
Posts: 697
I lol'd. Gratz. Pure level-one-nuke awesomeness. And some quite creative thinking, both of You guys 
Well I assume that a bolt has a given, numeric, amouunt of perwer. (assi in enegri)... unless it's LAERSER SKISKLS POEWN PEWN!
Dec 21, 2009, 5:03 pm
Atavus
Joined: Dec 11, 2008
Posts: 1,770
Posts: 1,770
Heh heh I forgot to put the throw-at-ally part into my guide. I use golems made of Iron alloys because it's less likely to miss. The slave was a good idea though! Angry iron golems on a low character aren't pretty.
System would indicate in graphic if person is mounted on horse or not. Same system also show if person mounted on boar, elephant, polar bear etc. Or if person mounted on ass. Ivan find mounting on ass funny.
Dec 22, 2009, 2:12 am
Mage Prophet
Joined: Dec 3, 2007
Occupation: Chaos Weaver
Location: Standing between all life and death
Posts: 2,898
Occupation: Chaos Weaver
Location: Standing between all life and death
Posts: 2,898
Thanks you two, something to get rid of later down the track if development continues 