Ultimate Golem

Dec 21, 2007, 8:12 pm

#1

Mage Prophet

Joined: Dec 3, 2007
Occupation: Chaos Weaver
Location: Standing between all life and death
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How to create the Ultimate Golem.

1. SHIFT + X
2. Polymorph into spider silk golem
3. Turn limbs into golden eagle feather
4. Head, torso and groin into adamantine
5. Do whatever you want

Dec 21, 2007, 8:46 pm

#2

mutant ass

Joined: Dec 3, 2007
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Posts: 70

Turn your legs into air you'll gain 300 agility

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Dec 21, 2007, 9:01 pm

#3

Washing machine wizard

Joined: Dec 10, 2007
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If you change your legs into air nearly ANYTHING can rip them off.

Dec 22, 2007, 6:26 am

#4

Adorable Wolfie Pup

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INCLUDING, but not limited to, angry citizens of New Attnam. Oh, and zombies, hedgehogs, frogs, and, well, okay, every monster besides good ole Eddy can rip your legs off.

"If you want peace, prepare for war."

Dec 22, 2007, 3:18 pm

#5

Mage Prophet

Joined: Dec 3, 2007
Occupation: Chaos Weaver
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300 AGI is useless with no STR. The Ultimate Golem has 300 STR and 100 DEX/AGI, as well as near 2700 HP of incredibly hard to damage materials. Not only that, it's invisible, has no warmth and is stupid, meaning it can't be detected. It can take on Sherry, Petrus and Oree simultaneously and win

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