I want to make a joke about concealing my urine but I'll steer clear of it for reasons I haven't quite figured out yet. Welcome to the forums fella.
It just occurred to me that, in spite of probability, Hidepis might be a girl. In which case, how do you feminize "fella" or does it even need it? Generally I think they just do the ma'am thing in the retarded areas of my country but I don't want a possible she thinking that she's wearing the pants around these forums. We all know that stripper nips and thongs are the dress code here for men and women alike.
We strive to be as unprejudiced and fair as possible, no matter how disturbing the outcome may be.