Kamikazee dwarves

Apr 7, 2008, 8:53 am

#1

Caped Crusader

Joined: Dec 17, 2007
Occupation: Taking Names, Formerly Kicking Ass
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 991

If they are instruments of their various gods, why are they out to get the player?

Apr 7, 2008, 9:31 am

#2

blink dog

Joined: Dec 4, 2007
Posts: 184

Batman? wrote

If they are instruments of their various gods, why are they out to get the player?

To convert the player, they believe they must be killed in the name of their god. Because the player can know more then one god, they aren't a true believer. So... Conversion in the form of a bloody, violent explosion.

Apr 7, 2008, 11:30 am

#3

angel

Joined: Dec 2, 2007
Occupation: Big Daddy
Location: Under a pile of my own offspring
Interests: Caves
Posts: 612

Yeah, it's always funny when a god that considers me his/her champion sends their dwarf to blow me up.

Apr 7, 2008, 1:11 pm

#4

wolf

Joined: Mar 21, 2008
Location: Your ears!
Posts: 209

I guess you can look at the kamikaze dwarves as indoctrinated fanatics who barely represent their religion. I mean, they use their holy books to beat enemies on their heads if you take away their gunpowder

And the proof to the funniness of Attnamese gods is that a god finds you a perfectly acceptable candidate for championship if you slaughter his high priest - truly, Valpurus works in mysterious ways.

Apr 7, 2008, 1:43 pm

#5

angel

Joined: Dec 2, 2007
Occupation: Big Daddy
Location: Under a pile of my own offspring
Interests: Caves
Posts: 612

If the high priest is slaughtered then he obviously wasn't worthy of the post.

Apr 10, 2008, 3:23 pm

#6

kobold lord

Joined: Mar 12, 2008
Posts: 129

Simply speaking your character is the most hated being on earth... almost EVERYONE wants to kill you.