what is the cheesiest meta in IVAN you know?

Jan 6, 11:34 am
#1
Joined: Dec 14, 2025
Posts: 4
mine is praying to gods until i get an angel and then killing all of the new attnam(somehow an angel is stronger than all of the new attnam guards combined), mining the golden walls, making golden ingots out of them and giving them to valpurus until he greets me as his champion, dismantling his valpurium items and cloning them until i get enough material to fund me for my life.

the strat is achieveable in 20 minutes if you are lucky enough with an oil lamp and a god. you can make items with valpurium and/or sell it at the black market for 700 gold a piece.

that's what you get for being a greedy bastard, decos
Jan 7, 2:09 am
#2
Joined: Apr 2, 2014
Occupation: Navastating
Location: Aslona
Posts: 856
Artificial limbs gifted by gods. It is rather easy to safely remove your limbs with a bear trap and most gods will quickly give you a cool limb. Even if you don't like the material, you can sever it again and sell your limbs for cash.

Also eating spiders for an Endurance boost. At the start of the game, I will sometimes eat the first spider I kill and retreat to the world map until the poison subsides and I heal back up to full. This will usually result in +1 END. With enough food to counteract the vomiting, you can keep doing this and boost your HP significantly.
Jan 7, 10:30 am
#3
Joined: Dec 14, 2025
Posts: 4
red_kangaroo wrote
It is rather easy to safely remove your limbs with a bear trap
i never thought of bear traps, the only things that got into my mind to loose limbs was leprosy, and i died when i tried to get an artificial limb using leprosy as my way to loose one, interesting!
Today, 9:00 am
#4
Joined: Dec 17, 2007
Occupation: Taking Names, Formerly Kicking Ass
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 996
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the strat is achieveable in 20 minutes if you are lucky enough with an oil lamp and a god

Illuminate for me (pun intended) how this works, if you would be so kind.
Booooooooooo!
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