What have I done...

tonberry
{
  DefaultArmStrength = 90;
  DefaultLegStrength = 10;
  DefaultDexterity = 5;
  DefaultAgility = 5;
  DefaultEndurance = 20;
  DefaultPerception = 15;
  DefaultIntelligence = 18;
  DefaultWisdom = 18;
  DefaultCharisma = 5;
  DefaultMana = 5;
  SkinColor = rgb16(0, 96, 0);
  EyeColor = rgb16(200, 200, 0);
  ClothColor = rgb16(48, 32, 16);
  HeadBitmapPos = 96, 48;
  TorsoBitmapPos = 32, 112;
  ArmBitmapPos = 64, 144;
  LegBitmapPos = 16, 64;
  TotalVolume = 25000;
  TotalSize = 50;
  NameSingular = "tonberry";
  CanBeGenerated = true;
  Sex = UNDEFINED;
  RightWielded = chefknife;
  LeftWielded = everyonesgrudge;
  KnownCWeaponSkills == SMALL_SWORDS;
  CWeaponSkillHits == 20;
  RightSWeaponSkillHits = 5;
  PanicLevel = 0;
  HostileReplies == "Doink!";
  FriendlyReplies == "@Dd stares blankly at you";
  FleshMaterial = GOBLINOID_FLESH;
  AttachedGod = CRUENTUS;
  WieldedPosition = 0, -2;
}

chefknife
{
  DefaultSize = 56;
  Possibility = 1;
  WeaponCategory = SMALL_SWORDS;
  DefaultMainVolume = 60;
  DefaultSecondaryVolume = 20;
  BitmapPos = 48, 240;
  FormModifier = 190;
  StrengthModifier = 150;
  Adjective = "pointy";
  NameSingular = "knife";
  MainMaterialConfig == MITHRIL;
  SecondaryMaterialConfig == OCTIRON;
  Roundness = 10;
  Price = 500;
  CanBeCloned = false;
  CanBeMirrored = true;
  Alias == "Chef's Knife";
  AttachedGod = CLEPTIA;
  WieldedBitmapPos = 160, 32;
  EnchantmentPlusChance = 1;
  DamageFlags = SLASH|PIERCE;

  Config BROKEN;
  {
    Possibility = 0;
    BitmapPos = 48, 272;
    Price = 100;
    WieldedBitmapPos = 176, 208;
    EnchantmentPlusChance = 1;
  }
}

everyonesgrudge
{
  DefaultSize = 30;
  Possibility = 100;
  WeaponCategory = BLUNT_WEAPONS;
  DefaultMainVolume = 400;
  StrengthModifier = 50;
  FormModifier = 20;
  Price = 1000;
  BaseEmitation = rgb24(125, 125, 105);
  NameSingular = "Everyone's Grudge";
  MainMaterialConfig == OCTIRON;
  Alias == "say goodbye";
  Roundness = 75;
  CanBeBroken = true;
  BitmapPos = 0, 256;
  WallBitmapPos = 0, 192;
  AttachedGod = LEGIFER;
  WieldedBitmapPos = 160, 160;
}