badge!Magic Mushroom Invasion Stories
Sep 26, 2009, 5:33 pm
wolf
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Meh, new topic, mainly because I couldn't get links to work, and otherwise I would clutter up the topic with images.
I pulled a magical mushroom invasion out in a real game in Attnam, in CVS (IVAN 3d or IVANX, that is).
Some of the highlights:
A guard gets turned into an imp and drops his equipment.
The slave uses teleportation to get out of the shop, and happily levitates around. Free at last!
One of the many "oops" moments. Run for your life!
The smith perishes. Oh hey, let's take his stuff.
The slave retains his mentality, though. Merchandise delivery outside of the town area, free of cost!
Holy ***. I got out by breaking a wand of teleportation and using Vermis' teleport control.
But then THIS happened. A kamikaze dwarf exploded himself, and the whole city got pissed.
I managed to fight most of them off, though. Petrus didn't get here yet.
And so I ran away, leaving the city in the state of chaos.
As with my previous experiment, I plan to make a failsafe save and return... Attnam is now hostile, though, so I won't live long
I pulled a magical mushroom invasion out in a real game in Attnam, in CVS (IVAN 3d or IVANX, that is).
Some of the highlights:
A guard gets turned into an imp and drops his equipment.
The slave uses teleportation to get out of the shop, and happily levitates around. Free at last!
One of the many "oops" moments. Run for your life!
The smith perishes. Oh hey, let's take his stuff.
The slave retains his mentality, though. Merchandise delivery outside of the town area, free of cost!
Holy ***. I got out by breaking a wand of teleportation and using Vermis' teleport control.
But then THIS happened. A kamikaze dwarf exploded himself, and the whole city got pissed.
I managed to fight most of them off, though. Petrus didn't get here yet.
And so I ran away, leaving the city in the state of chaos.
As with my previous experiment, I plan to make a failsafe save and return... Attnam is now hostile, though, so I won't live long
Sep 26, 2009, 6:07 pm
skeleton warrior
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Sep 26, 2009, 11:16 pm
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"Put more stuff in the... thing where... more stuff goes in."
Sep 28, 2009, 1:22 pm
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Sep 28, 2009, 9:38 pm
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Comrade wrote
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"Put more stuff in the... thing where... more stuff goes in."
Sep 29, 2009, 12:17 pm
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Oct 4, 2009, 8:59 pm
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How did you get those shrooms into Attnam?
Oct 4, 2009, 11:25 pm
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Kill them, take body, resurrect, I would guess.
Proudly bringing disaster and mental scarring to Attnam since '05!
"You have a rather pleasant chat about finite superarmpits with Sanae the shrine maiden."
You hear distant shuffling.
The Enner Beast tells you to COOL IT!!
"You have a rather pleasant chat about finite superarmpits with Sanae the shrine maiden."
You hear distant shuffling.
The Enner Beast tells you to COOL IT!!
Oct 5, 2009, 4:56 am
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Yep. Kill them, take body, resurrect, then throw a banana peel at them to make them "politically neutral" (allied with neither me nor the friendly npcs, in order to prevent them from killing me for the damage the mushrooms themselves caused).
Now that I look a it, what got Attnam pissed at me must have been me breaking a wand of teleportation and teleporting something/somebody in the city. Which, considering its items were spread all around while its citizens levitated around polymorphed into orcs and polar bears, was a bit inevitable.
Ps. Oh well. The
badge will have to do
Now that I look a it, what got Attnam pissed at me must have been me breaking a wand of teleportation and teleporting something/somebody in the city. Which, considering its items were spread all around while its citizens levitated around polymorphed into orcs and polar bears, was a bit inevitable.
Ps. Oh well. The
badge will have to do
Oct 5, 2009, 4:00 pm
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Nonsense, you deserve better for these discoveries.
Proudly bringing disaster and mental scarring to Attnam since '05!
"You have a rather pleasant chat about finite superarmpits with Sanae the shrine maiden."
You hear distant shuffling.
The Enner Beast tells you to COOL IT!!
"You have a rather pleasant chat about finite superarmpits with Sanae the shrine maiden."
You hear distant shuffling.
The Enner Beast tells you to COOL IT!!
Jan 7, 2011, 1:15 am
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There is a deleted post afoot.
Proudly bringing disaster and mental scarring to Attnam since '05!
"You have a rather pleasant chat about finite superarmpits with Sanae the shrine maiden."
You hear distant shuffling.
The Enner Beast tells you to COOL IT!!
"You have a rather pleasant chat about finite superarmpits with Sanae the shrine maiden."
You hear distant shuffling.
The Enner Beast tells you to COOL IT!!
Jan 7, 2011, 4:41 am
Atavus
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System would indicate in graphic if person is mounted on horse or not. Same system also show if person mounted on boar, elephant, polar bear etc. Or if person mounted on ass. Ivan find mounting on ass funny.
Jan 7, 2011, 6:01 am
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Idunno. It said this thread had a new post but it was still my last one.
Proudly bringing disaster and mental scarring to Attnam since '05!
"You have a rather pleasant chat about finite superarmpits with Sanae the shrine maiden."
You hear distant shuffling.
The Enner Beast tells you to COOL IT!!
"You have a rather pleasant chat about finite superarmpits with Sanae the shrine maiden."
You hear distant shuffling.
The Enner Beast tells you to COOL IT!!
Jan 7, 2011, 6:10 am
Atavus
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Maybe that spambot Cap was talking about in the shoutbox?
System would indicate in graphic if person is mounted on horse or not. Same system also show if person mounted on boar, elephant, polar bear etc. Or if person mounted on ass. Ivan find mounting on ass funny.