So that you've read all these unfortunate traps. Is danger level something to be noted? Absolutely. Remember above all that health above 65 makes kamikaze dwarfs start to spawn, health above 78 starts spawning weak named enemies, and health in the hundreds is when you'd best be armed to the teeth. But fear not, see miscellaneous for how to beat the danger curve. Once you do, you can begin toying around with all sorts of power.

Outside of weapons, training abilities and weapon effectiveness is important to becoming the all-powerful Ivan player you were meant to be. Many of these stats can be trained without much difficulty, but beware it is also easy for them to drop. Do note that while you can train stats as much as you want, your gains will become nominally smaller over time, and they is only a shadow the power of cloning [[ommel]] liquids and [[artificial limbs]] bring.

To train Cha, sell and buy stuff, [[Science Talking|talk]] with [[Richel Decos]] when you reach 10 int and 15 cha, and issue commands to your [[pets|allies]]. It's a waste of time though in general, just letting you know.

Oh Mortifer... explaining gods are no easy task. Mysterious in their ways, and only known through the representatives sent to you, the abilities of gods will greatly benefit your run with resources, enchantments, and even powerful weapons. Yet learn to fear their divine wrath-just kidding, any god's anger can easily be mitigated if you understand cooldowns. This section will detail the various gifts of the gods and their tiers (imho), and will start from the most lawful to the most chaotic. This guide '''will not''' go over the punishments of most gods (you'll see), as it assumes you've read enough to understand when and how to pray.

'''[[Mortifer]]''' (C--, A tier):

This section contains various non-cheating tips that will just make your life 27% or more less frustrating, guaranteed.