Mutant Ass

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"Previously we could use donkeys to carry the bananas. Then one day Attnamese tested a fierce magical bomb nearby. All the asses mutated horribly and started attacking us. The donkeys, I mean, not the colonists." - Kaethos the village elder

Glowing donkeys with Polymorph-inducing flesh. Their glowing blood glows (What a surprise!) so it can be used as a light source.