Legifer: SODM already does this. I think its a crappy gift
Seges: Bread? Crappy gift. who needs bread if you know seges
Sophos: amulet of charging - too powerful
Silva: I don;t want to be a wolf
Loricatus: praying to him already is a limitless scroll of repair (except for artificial limbs) 9 times a day he can repair items
Nefas: Money is useless, its easy enough to make already (UT4 or praying to silva)
Infuscor: too powerfull

Often you reach a plateau that is hard to get over, especially with wis/int and you need just a few more points to get to 40


so avoid the fancy flames and make it a red hot weapon. make a new material class of red hot XXXX that has red colors and give weapon burning ability


Because it is funny and will fool people into drinking it, but there are a few ways that a smart IVAN player would use this to his advantage.




Nah, an Orc would eat Genetrix for lunch. She may be strong when you have 12 AS and shitty armour but she's a pansy (pun intended - get plant-pansy huh huh, c'mon its not that bad) even a goblin could do her in.

you didn't like my ring idea, what about making rings enchantable then.






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Scroll of disenchantment (or wand): rare like SOCM or wand of mirroring/cloing. When you read/use it, it takes an enchanted item (armour/weapon) and removes its enchantment but gives you a enchant armour/weapons scrolls. Eg. find meteoric steel mace +6 but you are a sword guy, poof you now have a regular old meteoric steel mace and 6 enchant weapon scrolls. For those who might say this is unbalanced, its no worse than a wand of cloning/mirroring.

Wand of transfer enchantment: takes a pile of 5 items with different enchantments and combines the enchantment into one item (at the top of the pile). The regular enchantment buffer above 5 would apply (eg 5 +5 items would not give you a + 25 item, probably more like a +8 to +10)

Scroll of Midas/ wand of midas turns item/monster to gold (good for training arm strength!) Champion of Mellis prize

Ommel Bile, fluid that allows you to transfer 3 stats points, eg from wis to int or End to Int

Champion of loricatus prize: Loricatus reforges your weapon into a flaming weapon eg Flaming Vermis

Ommel Spit, fluid that drops your End by 3 linked to scabies.

Laxative potion: converts you from overfed to hungry in one turn, or bloated to starving. if you are satiated or less you get the message XXXX shit himself to death in XXX. linked to Scabies

Aphrodesiac: potion that causes creature capable or reproducing to make reproducing their top priority. Gift from nefas when you are her champion


Wand of fertilization: causes tame Genetrix versana to sprout and thus all her offspring ar you pets. unless you hit her. gift from silva when champion

Carnivorous plants (CP) should eat any animals that come close to them and grow bigger. eg CP eats magpie becomes greater CP, geater CP eats adult bunny/kobold becomes giant CP, giant CP eats cave bear becomes Gentetrix versana (but with better stats - she is not as tough ans a giant CP) if plants eat mutant animals (bunnies/asses) they polymorph.

Berzerker potion: heals completely and adds +10 AS/LS/Dex/Agi for x amount of time but drops End by 2/3 when it wears off. Monsters can drink too so watch out for Berzerker Golgor Dhan. Spawns rarely but cruentus gives it too you if you become his champion.

Legifer Champion gift should be turox

Pockets in Cloaks holds up to 5 rings giving you up to +5 fire resist/ electricity resist or however you want to arrange it. Mirvo the tailor can sew them in exchange for a side quest item (eg Enchanted Needle which is also a dagger that give you a dex/agi bonus)

Chain mail only, Irkos the smith should be able to forge 5 rings into the mail in exchange for side quest item, eg Adamantine Thunder hammer and become champ of cruentus and Loricatus (if you pray to loricatus he can convert meteoric steel to adamant) Alternatively he can forge them into metal weapon but not artifact weapons. Eg adamantine scimitar with +2 electricity resistance, acid resistance, invisibility and polycontrol.

I posted this before the last meltdown and it went something like this:

Kill Petrus with Elpuri's head.

Petrus:"Bring me the head of Elpuri"
You:"Here ya go biatch" *whacks Petrus with elpuri's head*

The conditions:

- no artifical limbs
- no ommel cerumen chest exploit
- no killing named baddies with kick ass pets (eg. Archangels)
- killing blow to Petrus must be with Elpuri's head
- kill Ur Khan, Golgor Dhan, and Sherarax
- SoCMing Elpuri's head into something wieldable is OK

I'm on my third try. !st attempt I was nut shotted by Ur Khan before I had enough HP. Second attempt had 400+ HP 40 AS (without gloves of strength) 40 Dex (without gloves of dex) clad in all mithrill gear (Elite guard) but I only had 22 INt, and no ESP amulet. Went to GC7 with one infravision ring figuring I could kill the mystic frog - he zapped my ring of infravision away and the I got one-shotted a few turns later by what turned out to be an invisible Golgor Dhan.

Third try so far: killed Ur Khan and Golgor Dhan (melee with traps) 44 AS 37 Dex, 381 HP 23 AGI, 43 Int 37 Wis, some spider silk gear, some mithril, my weapon is adamantine scimitar +6. Elpuri is dead and I'm going back with his head after trying to max out my gear with my wands and scrolls (only have a 2 shot wand of mirror and a 1 shot wand of cloning - no wishes) I'm a little weak for Petrus but I'm going to go for it. Tommorrow, had enough IVAN today.


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Goddammit! Well i forgot to save an SOCM for elpuri's head. :x I meleed Sherarax too, too 6 teleport & heals even when she was stuck in a couple of octiron bear traps. I did throw the head at petrus many times but to no avail. If its any consolation I dismembered petrus kicked him out of the way (still alive) took his sword and slaughtered attnam including Inlux and Sir Haedric Galladon IV and then killed petrus with his own sword. I could post some screen shots if anyone cares.

I though the point of finding someone elses bones file was the surprise.

I just killed Xinroch that spawned with all -ve gear, ranging from -1 to -5. Too bad because I like his arcanite shield and flaming ruby sword. The GC Shop wouldn't even buy his phoenix feather cloak -5.

Sholy hucking fit!

My prayers are answered. My life has meaning again.

It's true. You can have your former self as a pet.


Here's one I don;t understand. if you chat with Petrus when you are fighting him, he says something like"Heretic,Dev/Null is not a place fit for you'' what the hell does this mean?

Good, I'm glad it's now safe to post. I'm just sitting in my bathtub with my laptop plugged in and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTT. You bastard! You said it was safe to post!

8 days of posts pales in comparison to the years of posts we lost on the other forums. Still sucks ass though.

Yeah I know this post will disappear but thats OK, i still enjoy posting.