To what?

I believe it's time for plan B.

The first page of results are all game review sites, we ought to go give 'em our link.

Damn, what happened?

Holy shit. I actually didn't think it'd be this effective.

Guess this is why I'm the Grand Visor...

Wow, that's enough to feed an army.

Hmm. How about slowing the bananas (if you're playing CVS) and giving the banana growers boots of agility (if you're using WM)?

No. MMs are notoriously prolific, and their gas can confer any status effect, including teleportitis, polymorphitis and invisibility. That combined with the large size of GC means by the time you've gone through the level, there's probably a bunch behind you. Not to mention that the presence of MM corpses are more likely to make them spawn. You want tele-control, a wand of polymorph and plenty of charging scrolls. Maybe association with Legifer, other attack wands, pets. Turox or thunder hammers if you can equip, if you choose to polymorph choose something fast and strong.

I have just rediscovered that there are redundant threads.

A merging function for us mods please?

Use "Iter Vehemens Ad Necem" more?

EDIT: Now there is a link to here on page 3.

Have you tried using wands of haste/slow?