Land mines revisited

Jan 21, 2008, 6:54 am
#26
Joined: Dec 4, 2007
Occupation: Perfect Soldier
Location: Astragius Galaxy
Interests: Fiana, Peace, Melons
Posts: 1,055
YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE CAN DO?

TAKE A SHOTGUN BLAST TO THE CHEST.

AND DIE OF BLOODLOSS.
Proudly bringing disaster and mental scarring to Attnam since '05!

"You have a rather pleasant chat about finite superarmpits with Sanae the shrine maiden."

You hear distant shuffling.

The Enner Beast tells you to COOL IT!!
Jan 21, 2008, 7:34 am
#27
Adorable Wolfie Pup


Joined: Dec 8, 2007
Occupation: Improvement.
Location: Existence.
Interests: Fulfillment.
Posts: 862
Whoa. Dude. What the heck is your problem with Chuck?

Oh.

*sigh*
Why is it that I always take things so seriously?
"If you want peace, prepare for war."
Jan 22, 2008, 12:35 pm
#28
Petty Tyrant


Joined: Dec 9, 2007
Posts: 325
Back when I used to play WoW with my best friend, the Chuck Norris fad was just getting really popular. Everyone talking in chat was saying Chuck Norris jokes. My friend said "Chuck Norris is an overrated, out of work, shitty martial artist."

People send him death threats through private messages. Good times.
Wait, let me get this straight... you hit the button? OH SHI-
Jan 22, 2008, 4:36 pm
#29
Master mine stomper


Joined: Dec 16, 2007
Occupation: Shoveling. But metal.
Location: Blazing in the steppes
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Posts: 2,049
Hmm. I guess he's some kind of an action star... Well, no-one's going to beat Steven Seagal. Anyone seen that one MAD TV episode? =D Trust me, this is a classic! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d82j_Qfp_VA
Jan 24, 2008, 10:28 am
#30
Joined: Dec 28, 2007
Posts: 15
Atomic wrote
Chuck Norris and Mr. T walk into a bar. The building is instantly destroyed, as no structure can contain that level of awesome.

Admiral Ackbar wrote
They can't stand awesomeness of that magnitude!
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