Tourist

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Tourists - child, male and female


A family of tourists on their vacations in New Attnam, they will wander the village accompained by Kaethos, the tourist guide. You can talk to them for some funny dialogues and if you challenge Huang Ming Pong, they will come to see the fight.

Also, you can get a reward for completing a side quest of bringing a pet spider to the child tourist.

Stats and Equipment

Child Tourist
Stats Equipment
Arm Strength 7
Leg Strength 7
Dexterity 15
Agility 15
Endurance 10
Perception 18
Intelligence 12 Abilities
Wisdom 5 Chatting, Eating, Kicking, Reading, Vomiting
Charisma 6
Random Stats Permanent States
Size 130
HP 23


Male Tourist
Stats Equipment
Arm Strength 10
Leg Strength 15
Dexterity 12
Agility 8
Endurance 10
Perception 15
Intelligence 10 Abilities
Wisdom 7 Chatting, Eating, Kicking, Reading, Vomiting
Charisma 8
Random Stats Permanent States
Size 175
HP 42


Female Tourist
Stats Equipment
Arm Strength 10
Leg Strength 15
Dexterity 12
Agility 8
Endurance 10
Perception 15
Intelligence 10 Abilities
Wisdom 7 Chatting, Eating, Kicking, Reading, Vomiting
Charisma 8
Random Stats Permanent States
Size 175
HP 42


Dialogue

  • male tourist:

"Violence is barbaric. Couldn't we settle this little dispute of ours in a court of law?"

"Don't you barbarians really eat anything but fruits? I need some greasy sausages badly!"

"We're from Bazaria, the great trader nation, where every coin has equal rights. Richel Decos was our fellow countryman before he bought this town from the Attnamese."

"Back home I plan commercials acted during theatre play breaks."

"It is good for my son to see how we would live if science and trade hadn't brought us the prosperity and welfare it has."

"I couldn't believe my eyes when the travel agent showed me the extraordinary low prices of Decos Paradise Tours Inc. I believed they were a joke until he revealed the ingenious travel method: customers levitate over the ocean after consuming magical mushrooms! Needless to say, our holiday plans were immediately decided."

"I presume you backward aborigines still boil people alive and eat them. Any chance of me seeing a young, gorgeous maiden facing this horrible destiny? Just for cultural education, you know."


  • female tourist:

"Help! A horribly hideous cannibal aborigine wants to capture me, hit me in the head with his club, drag me into a smelly sinister cave and mate with me!"

"I heard natives like you paint every inch of their body, dance complex ritual dances around a big bonfire and utter forbidden voodoo spells. When will you begin?"

"Why are all the villagers so sweaty? Can't they try to wash themselves often enough at least when civilized people are around?"

"I so love bananas! This is a heaven!"

"My friend's brother's ex-wife's uncle's old schoolmate inherited some money, bought shares of Decos Bananas Co. and became a millionaire. I think of it as an example of how anyone can become rich and happy if he tries hard enough."

"Richel Decos is such a wonderful person! I wish I was married to someone as well-off as him!"


  • child tourist:

"A real native!!! Can I touch him, mommy? Can I? Can I?"

"I wanna see you sacrifice someone to tree gods!!!"

"Did you see that Pong person? He's fatter than daddy!!! I can't believe it!!!"

"Mister, can you catch me a demon spider? I wanna bring one home as a pet!!!"