Posted by chaostrom, Dec 31, 2007 at 6:45 pm
anything relating to ivan you're too lazy to create a new topic for
in forum Tips, Tricks, and Secrets
Being friends with Ivan doesn't automatically make Vladimir your friend as well. That is, it doesn't happen 100% of the time. I don't know why.
Posted by chaostrom, Dec 31, 2007 at 6:43 pm
"Hurdadurdler"...?
Posted by chaostrom, Dec 26, 2007 at 4:41 pm
anything relating to ivan you're too lazy to create a new topic for
in forum Tips, Tricks, and Secrets
Sophos is, despite what the name sounds like, also male.
Posted by chaostrom, Dec 24, 2007 at 9:50 pm
anything relating to ivan you're too lazy to create a new topic for
in forum Tips, Tricks, and Secrets
If you don't have anything to offer, just sit at the alter.
Posted by chaostrom, Dec 24, 2007 at 9:50 pm
You kick someone and are suprised they don't try to kill you.
Posted by chaostrom, Dec 23, 2007 at 3:07 pm
When you are suprised that throwing a whip doesn't work well.
Posted by chaostrom, Dec 22, 2007 at 10:53 pm
When you eat your dog for breakfast.
Posted by chaostrom, Dec 22, 2007 at 3:19 pm
You attempt to take on a bear with whips.
Posted by chaostrom, Dec 22, 2007 at 3:18 pm
Ultimate Golem
in forum General IVAN Discussion
300 AGI is useless with no STR. The Ultimate Golem has 300 STR and 100 DEX/AGI, as well as near 2700 HP of incredibly hard to damage materials. Not only that, it's invisible, has no warmth and is stupid, meaning it can't be detected. It can take on Sherry, Petrus and Oree simultaneously and win 
Posted by chaostrom, Dec 21, 2007 at 8:12 pm
Ultimate Golem
in forum General IVAN Discussion
How to create the Ultimate Golem.
1. SHIFT + X
2. Polymorph into spider silk golem
3. Turn limbs into golden eagle feather
4. Head, torso and groin into adamantine
5. Do whatever you want
1. SHIFT + X
2. Polymorph into spider silk golem
3. Turn limbs into golden eagle feather
4. Head, torso and groin into adamantine
5. Do whatever you want