==First the super short version== # explore UT until you find a bunch of mushrooms

 -# grab a lantern-# go up the stairs-# enter new attnamNew Attnam-# tell Kenny not to follow you (he eats things and interferes with sci-talking)-# go down and chat to banana growers as they pass moving towards the BG encourager (requires 10 Wis)-# chat to BG encourager when not chatting to banana growers- # when a BG goes up to drop of food for Huang Ming Pong block his door with BG inside- # now you can just hold c to chat - # chat until another BG comes then allow them to change places-# do this until you get 2 wis and one intelligence boost- # if this takes less than 1000 turns then you are smart and will always gain Int and wis quickly- # if this takes more than 2500 turns then you are a moron- # grab piles of banana peels when HMP finishes eating they come in handy later- # leave town and enter the underwater tunnel

- * you are naked! Be very careful especially of hedgehogs- * go one step at a time, holding down a direction key leads to death- * don;'t waste time somewhere on the level a carrot is rotting or a hedgehog is eating a can of ommel cerumen

- * grab the first weapon you find and equip it provided it is not super crappy- * upgrade weapon as you find better ones, weapon class does ot matter at this point- survival matters

-* grab and equip the any armour you- * upgrade armour as you find better stuff - i prefer armour that doesn't slow me down

-* eat all uncanned food you find as you find it until you have a safe food source-* save canned food for emergencies-* troll blood/healing potions can be used as food in emergencies-* save school food for later

-* pick up everything you find until you are burdened and then drop a cache of the heaviest/least valuable items-* when possible drop dangerous/valuable items in chests (sure you can't use that steel plate mail or iron scimitar +1 if you are too weak but do you really want a kobold or zombie to use them)-* keep important items with you at all times once you find them

- * any form of teleportation (wand is best, scroll is second, ring third)- * healing potions- * any rings especially don;'t leave rings of polymorph laying around unless you want to fight mammoths or mistress warladys on UT1- * a strongbox or small chest to keep wands in

- * avoid non mobile enemies- come back and kil them later- * use the run command as soon as you are 2 squares away from enemy - * always use the look command to examine humanoid enemies- * if that zombie/kobold has a dangerours weapon then run (until you are well equipped)- * use the trap strategy with you banana peels untill you are well equipped - * it is safe to figt hedgehogs once you have gauntlets- * run away if you get hurt.

====Healing==== * go up to NA to scitalk and build CHA while you heal

-* when fighting or running from an enemy traps can give you a slight to huge advantage * set trap (banana peel, broken bottle, beartrap), move so that enemy walks into trap to get a slight to huge advantage advantage. I once faced a kobold with a vermis when unarmed and un armoured - I ran a dropped banana peels as he chased me. He slipped on a peel severed his vermis arm panicked and ran away :)* don set bear traps if you are running away

* use chests to store valuables in to keep yourself unburdened* carry a small chest or better yet a strongbox to store breakable burnable valuables in