Posted by slob, Mar 15, 2009 at 4:50 pm
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Well I died by manipulating my danger level to train stats faster. I put on the AofGH+9 and started fightig an Orc with +5 axes. I realized that I wasn't training skills that well and put on my mithril chain mail instead (lowering my danger value and giving my a bigger boost with each hit/block. unfortunately I had already take a bunch of chest shots and without all the extra HP the orc killed me with one more shot.
Stupid. The orc was no threat to me at all if I wasn;t so stupid
Stupid. The orc was no threat to me at all if I wasn;t so stupid
Posted by slob, Mar 15, 2009 at 11:17 am
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Austin Powers and Mini-me!!!!
Posted by slob, Mar 14, 2009 at 3:22 pm
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in forum General IVAN Discussion
Well I've been playing for a bit, working my way up to bite Petrus' nutsack off. My guy isn't progressing very well in endurance and I haven't gotten to know Mellis yet. My guy is pretty stupid too and not very charismatic so I've been holding off on killing decos to get a book of mellis. Anyway I was only at 87 HP and I prayed to Seges and got a troll hide armour of health 9!!! I can safely go and kill enner now.....
died 10 moves later due to my own stupidity. I guess I'm a little rusty.
died 10 moves later due to my own stupidity. I guess I'm a little rusty.
Posted by slob, Mar 5, 2009 at 9:04 pm
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Hmm,
I thought about it some more and maybe a biting win is possible too.
I still haven't played a game of IVAN in a helluva long time but I did set up my old PC again in preparation. I'm going to have to kill Izzy to go for a biting win. Maybe I should warm up by biting off Elpuri's head. In fact I think I'll call my character Ozzy Osbourne
I'm still super busy with medschool. I just started clerkship which means I am in the hospitals fulltime now, no more classrooms.
I thought about it some more and maybe a biting win is possible too.
I still haven't played a game of IVAN in a helluva long time but I did set up my old PC again in preparation. I'm going to have to kill Izzy to go for a biting win. Maybe I should warm up by biting off Elpuri's head. In fact I think I'll call my character Ozzy Osbourne
I'm still super busy with medschool. I just started clerkship which means I am in the hospitals fulltime now, no more classrooms.
Posted by slob, Mar 5, 2009 at 12:55 am
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hoo boy,
a biting win, I think that is well beyond the realm of possible but how sweet would that be: " You bite Petrus the High Priest of the Great Frog in the groin. His groin is severed off. Petrus the High Priest of the great frog dies screaming." One can only dream. The ghost thing might actually be possible though I think I could manage that one, not as a ghost myself but with a pet ghost of my former self touching petrus in the groin for a killing blow. Does anybody feel like doing some research on how much damage ghosts can do? Actually come to think of it I wanted to try a pet win but have never succeeded at it.
a biting win, I think that is well beyond the realm of possible but how sweet would that be: " You bite Petrus the High Priest of the Great Frog in the groin. His groin is severed off. Petrus the High Priest of the great frog dies screaming." One can only dream. The ghost thing might actually be possible though I think I could manage that one, not as a ghost myself but with a pet ghost of my former self touching petrus in the groin for a killing blow. Does anybody feel like doing some research on how much damage ghosts can do? Actually come to think of it I wanted to try a pet win but have never succeeded at it.
Posted by slob, Feb 25, 2009 at 10:01 am
Erno,
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the spambots aren't after you!!!
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean the spambots aren't after you!!!
Posted by slob, Feb 25, 2009 at 2:21 am
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Oh wow, that sucks.
No way thats fukcing awesome
Die mofo die
Posted by slob, Feb 23, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Except that once you are down there is no going back until you get to Oree.
Posted by slob, Feb 18, 2009 at 12:15 pm
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Capristo the wins and score multipliers are
High priest - Get shirt of GE and kill Petrus X5
Knight - Get shirt and give it to petrus X4
Chaos - Kill petrus without shirt X3
Elpuri - Kill Elpuri and give his head to petrus X2
Irony Win - Kill Elpuri and kill Petrus with Elpuri's head X1000000
High priest - Get shirt of GE and kill Petrus X5
Knight - Get shirt and give it to petrus X4
Chaos - Kill petrus without shirt X3
Elpuri - Kill Elpuri and give his head to petrus X2
Irony Win - Kill Elpuri and kill Petrus with Elpuri's head X1000000
Posted by slob, Feb 17, 2009 at 8:46 pm
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Well, I'd have to say LIVAN and IVAN are apples and oranges, LIVAN has more levels right? so its easier to get a higher score. Do you know if using artificial limbs lowers your score at all??
I haven' really played IVAN since last summer now so I am probably a little rusty but I'll give it a go after I finish my research project for med school - radon (radioactive gas) levels in caves.
In the meantime I challenge you to Kill Petrus with Elpuri's head. That's the win I'm most proud of
I'm pretty sure I ahd a screen shot of it on the old forums.
You know I never actually tried for the Knight win. I guess that's something I could do but it just irks me to give that bastard Petrus the Shirt of the Golden Eagle after killing Oree.
I haven' really played IVAN since last summer now so I am probably a little rusty but I'll give it a go after I finish my research project for med school - radon (radioactive gas) levels in caves.
In the meantime I challenge you to Kill Petrus with Elpuri's head. That's the win I'm most proud of
I'm pretty sure I ahd a screen shot of it on the old forums.You know I never actually tried for the Knight win. I guess that's something I could do but it just irks me to give that bastard Petrus the Shirt of the Golden Eagle after killing Oree.