It may be a good idea to find some scrolls of change material, and some weapon scrolls to get it beefed up.

Pfft, your weapon ideas... There is only one ultimate weapon choice.

Dual Bear Traps. >>b

You can, but usually those items are broken.

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The mistress seems to whip anything that is female. Learned this when she cleaved my angel's head off.

Every creature has a favorite food that it is lured to. Baiting and trapping, anyone?

We really need to find out how to do something about this. Why the hell are Spam Bots even bothering, let alone this?

I have a solution.

I believe there is a way to switch the verification for users of the website to Admin Only, meaning that Spam Bots would need to be verified by the Administrator.

Its easy to tell if its a spam bot, just look in their profile.

EVERY spambot there is has MP3 or something like that listed. LisaTheGirl is an example-

Mp3, Erotic.

Why are they even bothering? To ruin the fourms?

Well, he'd make a good tank in lower levels...

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Mistress' are Masochistic. You can hurt them, and they won't hurt you back. (Found this out in LIVAN, when my other mistress severed her legs and arm off... Tried a mercy killing. Kicked her head off.)

I think its possible to befriend the sumo wrestler if you feed him enough bananas.

What was that small object branching off your character? A wing? Or a spike?

Try to use explosives to your favor. Trust me.

Going from above, you can only effectively get the other vodkas by using a pickax. VICTORY TO THE AXE.

Belts are breakable whips.

Upon being friends with IVAN, the giant carnivorous bunny will be friendly to you. I think...