Hahahah, oh god this is great. I start out with 13 arm + leg str 11 dex and agi. I then find, in the starting room, Saal'thul. After that a wand of polymorph, and then a kobold with a ring of teleport control and an amulet of esp.
Still haven't explored more than a third of UT 1.
Edit: still in UT 1: scroll of change material... and carrot.
Edit 2: UT 2, wand of cloning, rapier named Lynslag.
Edit 3: Ommel Urine. Yay!