You know you've played too much IVAN when...

I'll start.

You slip on a banana peel and seriously injure yourself.

You lose your own limbs and try to pray for replacements made of hair.

You scream at people carrying bananas.

You eat zombies.

You spend looking for traces of mines for several minutes every time you take a step forwards.

You aim a stick at your enemies and try to blow them up with it.

You fight with hedgehogs and lose.

You attempt to take on a bear with whips.

You read some old parchment and expect your shirt to harden into a better material.

You find a flaming banana, and are confused when you eat it and don't get awesomer.

You start chucking stuff at a plant, thinking it'll bite your head off when, in all truth, its just a plant.

When you start searching an atlas looking for Attnam.

When you eat your dog for breakfast.

When you buy bananas from your local green grocer and try and sell them to a supermarket.

When you see a moose and you are surprised that it has only one head.

When you are suprised that throwing a whip doesn't work well.

You try to throw knives, thinking your DIO Brando. Oh wait... Thats what I WISH was in IVAN...

You kick someone and are suprised they don't try to kill you.

When you get seriously surprised that people can move independent of you. O.o

You try to offer bananas and lamps at church, and get thrown out. You are surprised, that no-one comes chasing you with the Justifier when you start killing the priests.

You rub a lamp, and a genie comes out. As if that wasn't unbelievable for this modern world, it gives you one wish. When you try to attack it for not giving you three, it kills you with one swipe of its blade.

When you see a corpse and start dousing it with acid to destroy it before it comes un-alive.

You find a ring and put it in your finger, hoping that it would be Ring of Teleportation.

When you expect skeletons to pop out of the ground around masked people.

When you win IVAN...