I decided to play a normal game of IVAN, but with one small twist: I was going to make myself listen to the Benny Hill theme song through my entire game. Okay, sounds simple enough, I mean, how many times could that song play before I started making stupid decisions due to anger at the song? Well, the answer is coming in a bit. Anyway, I did my usual thing, starting up the game and naming my guy "Wolf," but then I started Winamp and set the song to go on an endless loop. First thing was first: I grabbed the lantern at UT1 and also got an iron mace +3 that was right next to it. Wow. Good start for me. Okay. Now, I go around UT1, killing stuff to the tune of a saxophone. I grab two healing potions. Yay.
Now, I go to UT2. By this time, the song has played a couple of times already. Now, I go around UT2, eventually fighting a few zombies and having to drink my two healing potions. Then, I grab a bottle of antidote, and a bottle of poison. I drink the poison, then the antidote, effectively canceling out the effects of the two drinks. I noticed that I was beginning to have a small headache. Small, but still there. I looked around for a while, killed a few monsters, and set off some traps at such great moments in the song that it seemed that it was meant to play in the background. Then, I drink from a fountain a few times, and some friendly rats come out. I kill them, one at a time. Then, I drink again, and some conical mommo slimes come out, unfriendly ones. I pray to...Legifer, I think, and he makes a big explosion around me, killing the slimes and splattering slime all over me. Amazingly, my mace makes it through this. So, I finally head to UT3.
By this time, that song has played about 13 times or so, and I AM GOING NUTS. I quickly run around UT3,(I'm playing Nameless's IVANT mod, so this is the big underground lake) and I eventually have to fight a rat, and two bats. I kill the things very angrily, and head into Bob's shop. I kick that punk, because by this point, I'm going insane in about 10 different ways. I try to kill him, but even my mace can't take Bob. I die, right as the song ends for about the 20th time or so.
Long story short: NEVER, EVER LISTEN TO THE BENNY HILL THEME CONTINUOSLY WHILE PLAYING IVAN. You will go insane, I guarantee you of that.
Oh, and I tried to make a video of this adventure, with sound intact, but it didn't work out so well. The recorder was being annoying.
Now, I go to UT2. By this time, the song has played a couple of times already. Now, I go around UT2, eventually fighting a few zombies and having to drink my two healing potions. Then, I grab a bottle of antidote, and a bottle of poison. I drink the poison, then the antidote, effectively canceling out the effects of the two drinks. I noticed that I was beginning to have a small headache. Small, but still there. I looked around for a while, killed a few monsters, and set off some traps at such great moments in the song that it seemed that it was meant to play in the background. Then, I drink from a fountain a few times, and some friendly rats come out. I kill them, one at a time. Then, I drink again, and some conical mommo slimes come out, unfriendly ones. I pray to...Legifer, I think, and he makes a big explosion around me, killing the slimes and splattering slime all over me. Amazingly, my mace makes it through this. So, I finally head to UT3.
By this time, that song has played about 13 times or so, and I AM GOING NUTS. I quickly run around UT3,(I'm playing Nameless's IVANT mod, so this is the big underground lake) and I eventually have to fight a rat, and two bats. I kill the things very angrily, and head into Bob's shop. I kick that punk, because by this point, I'm going insane in about 10 different ways. I try to kill him, but even my mace can't take Bob. I die, right as the song ends for about the 20th time or so.
Long story short: NEVER, EVER LISTEN TO THE BENNY HILL THEME CONTINUOSLY WHILE PLAYING IVAN. You will go insane, I guarantee you of that.
Oh, and I tried to make a video of this adventure, with sound intact, but it didn't work out so well. The recorder was being annoying.