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# Mar 15, 2008, 9:37 am Hide

chaostrom

Fellow IVANers, I believe I have found the worse weapon ever spawned. Behold!

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# Mar 15, 2008, 9:58 am Hide

Apple

# Mar 15, 2008, 10:45 am Hide

Ischaldirh

For this find...

# Mar 15, 2008, 10:53 am Hide

capristo

Atomic wrote
For this find...

LOL

chaos, that's in IVAN not LIVAN right? In LIVAN I've noticed a ton of -# weapons so I think it's just buggy. But if this is actual IVAN holy crap that is a shitty weapon!
# Mar 15, 2008, 2:41 pm Hide

Apple

I once found a whole level filled with -X stuff (actually, my brother did) and had Rondol spawn there, guess what happened?

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# Mar 15, 2008, 3:34 pm Hide

slob

I just killed Xinroch that spawned with all -ve gear, ranging from -1 to -5. Too bad because I like his arcanite shield and flaming ruby sword. The GC Shop wouldn't even buy his phoenix feather cloak -5.
# Mar 16, 2008, 12:32 am Hide

chaostrom

Yup, this was good old 0.50
# Jul 9, 2009, 8:22 am Hide

chaostrom

Good god...

I don't know whether to be happy or scared...

3 fountains in UT1.

EDIT: I've dared the fountains.

Fountain 1: a spirit; acquired belt of levitation
Fountain 2: Int +2, 5 shitty slimes. Helplessly stuck. Head dissolves. Game Over.

Dammit!
# Jul 9, 2009, 5:39 pm Hide

4zb4

Haha in Atomic IVAN, I found a shotgun -7. It actually healed opponents
Yes, you heard that right, a shotgun.
(I'm actually considering renaming it as a blunderbuss due to the time period IVAN is set in)
# Jul 15, 2009, 12:09 am Hide

Shard

4zb4 wrote
Haha in Atomic IVAN, I found a shotgun -7. It actually healed opponents
Yes, you heard that right, a shotgun.
(I'm actually considering renaming it as a blunderbuss due to the time period IVAN is set in)

A healing shotgun.

Best thing ever.
# Jul 16, 2009, 7:09 am Hide

capristo

that is pretty badass!
# Jul 26, 2009, 6:56 am Hide

chaostrom

He must be destined for a truly horrible death.
# Jul 30, 2009, 3:36 pm Hide

Yuzzi

NO. NO. NOOOO!
I just found a flaming valpurium knight sword +10. In the hand of a goblin. I polymorphed the goblin into a wolf, took the sword, did a victory dance... Only to be killed by the wise farmer 15 turns later. Where was that scroll of taming when I needed it?
# Jul 30, 2009, 9:23 pm Hide

Comrade

About 10-20 turns away
# Jul 30, 2009, 9:44 pm Hide

BDR

Hey, at least you have a bones file with that now.

...you did remember to die somewhere other than UT1, right?
# Jul 30, 2009, 11:34 pm Hide

4zb4

BDR wrote
Hey, at least you have a bones file with that now.

...you did remember to die somewhere other than UT1, right?

...Wise Farmer. Gloomy Cave.
# Jul 31, 2009, 3:00 am Hide

chaostrom

Speaking of bones, I'll give you guys an update on the guy who found the chest of weapons right at the start. He went on, surviving many close calls and finding truly astounding weaponry (steel spear +3 in UT, anyone?) until he became my best character ever. He had killed the mystic frog on the frog level, had gone back to town for some chatting and a few odds and ends, then was on his way back down into the gloomy depths when he was ambushed in GC1 by an orc slaughterer. With bronze axes +5.
# Aug 5, 2009, 5:11 am Hide

chaostrom

I have a contender (not quite the winner) for worst weapon ever spawned. Behold!
# Aug 5, 2009, 5:19 am Hide

Leo

Dual wield
# Aug 5, 2009, 9:52 am Hide

Lordmushroom

hahaha, niiiice!! btw doesn't - - = +? soo... it's -3+4? hmmmmm...

Edit: god, im stupid.
# Aug 5, 2009, 10:40 am Hide

Ernomouse

It's not "minus three minus minus four", but "minus three to minus four". Those weapons are great for stat training, they heal your opponent! How'd you get two, clone them?
# Aug 5, 2009, 12:12 pm Hide

Alveradok

The head on the dungeon floor sugests he just split two of the most badly retared and defected kobold siamese twins.
# Aug 6, 2009, 6:19 am Hide

chaostrom

Ernomouse wrote
It's not "minus three minus minus four", but "minus three to minus four". Those weapons are great for stat training, they heal your opponent! How'd you get two, clone them?
Believe it or not, they both spawned one after another.


Alveradok wrote
The head on the dungeon floor sugests he just split two of the most badly retared and defected kobold siamese twins.